You are near

so keep going

[tomrharrison]

We build our worlds with steel and stone

to protect what matters

Flesh and bone

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Worry

Don’t be fooled by worry.

It doesn’t stop and listen to your problems

it doesn’t care how big or small and it doesn’t help to solve them

it only wants to exaggerate and elongate, what is your current state

of sadness, madness or any other type of badness

including but not limited to:

mania, hysteria, disturbia, ‘what's the matter with ya’

tragedy, misery, anxiety, ‘everyone’s staring at me’

head aches, heart breaks, big mistakes, for Fucksake take a breath.

Don’t be fooled by worry.

It only comes to help you remember what it’s all about

but after that you’re on you’re own so, leave the worry out.

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Two vegans walk into a bar

Everyone else walks out

[tomrharrison]

Follow your dreams

It's not the best advice. Not everyone should follow every single dream. For example last night I dreamt I was back in primary school without any trousers on.

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I'm definitely not extraverted

I would say I'm averagely verted.

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My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I have no empathy.

I don't get her.

[tomrharrison]

Google maps is a great invention

It means that nobody every knows how to get anywhere.

[tomrharrison]

Working from home

People are finding it hard to draw clear lines between what is work and what is not.

Last night I watched three episodes of the Office and I clocked it in as overtime.

[tomrharrison]

I went to my priest to help with my drinking

And it actually worked - we drank twice as much.

[tomrharrison]

The only thing worse than your spouse nagging you:

When they stop

[tomrharrison]

The fundamental human problem

Is that: we exist; we face problems; we disagree on how to solve them.

The best solution to any individual problem will be one that best satisfies the above problem.

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I’ll tell you this for free…

Is rarely followed by advice that is worth paying for.

[tomrharrison]

The person who invented the double pony tail really choked on the naming of it.

"Okay pony is taken what other animal could I use?"

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Working from home

When working from home I find it hard to draw lines between what is work and what is not

Last night I watched 3 episodes of the Office and I clocked it in as overtime.

[tomrharrison]

Phones

Why are we even calling it that anymore?

It's my least favourite app on there.

Calculator has as much of claim as phone.

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The thing that no one will say about peer pressure

it's very cool to give in

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Most Days

You do nothing and then some days you do everything.