[wizardjpeg]

i receive every thing you give up for lent

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[flanbolt]

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[energyprison]

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

[louisegluckpdf]

getting my master’s degree so I can figure out why god hardened pharaoh’s heart

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[nociceptrix]

How goated it is to be anything at all

[omtai]

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

[stuckinapril]

This is actually so real

[389]

[literallyaflame]

i think they should put doctor who in the public domain and let us all start taking cracks at it on youtube

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[riverlarking]

this husband on the real housewives of new york city has marquis de sade's birth and death years on a t-shirt