[wizardjpeg]

i receive every thing you give up for lent

[maelwife]

[uncahier]

[cognitohazardous]

the sun that shines over texas is evil by the way.

[cognitohazardous]

not because of heat or anything so trite. it has a sense of malice to it

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[utopians]

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

[witchofanguish]

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat:

me: where'd daddy go?

baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy

me: peekaboo!

baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

[256gb]

i just ate a bunch of differentberries but i feel the same

[translatingpoststogerman]

256gb

ich habe gerade ein bund andersbeeren gegessen aber ich fühle mich gleich

[hamlettheedane]

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[satanfemme]

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[eltonjohndenver]

some of you don’t seem to realize that In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame "I am leaving, I am leaving" but the fighter still remains

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[pixeljade]

[evergreen-femme]

im just so happy i live in a time period where actual meaningful biological transition is possible. even if we lose rights or the ability to exist in public, nothing can turn back the clock on that, and just by having any sort of access to that our lives are made immensely better. millions of our sisters throughout history would never have dreamed of a day where they could have what HRT does for us.

please don't lose the plot of this. if you're a trans person on HRT you're a living miracle, the dream of hundreds of millions of your ancestors. your lives are all deeply meaningful no matter what anyone says.

[t4t4t]

תפילה להפך – מאבן בֹחן | Prayer for Transformation, from the poem "Even Boḥan" by Rabbi Ḳalonymus b. Ḳalonymus ben Meir (1322) • the Open Si

A prayer by Kalonymus b. Kalonymus ben Meir that appears in his poem ספר אבן בוחן, יג Sefer Even Boḥan (§13), describing the author's wish t

[deadmegumi]

in terms of golden age of tv prestige drama protagonists don draper was the only one born in the exact right era like walter white was supposed to be synthesizing laudanum in 1822 and tony soprano should have been a junior tetrarch under diocletian but don draper could only have existed in the 60s bc that's the last time in history you could steal someone's identity just by taking their ID and going yes this has been me the whole time trust me

[kimpossibooty]

thinking about the lady who lied to solomon about it being her baby and was totally cool with his idea of giving her half a baby like what was her plan