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i drew my banner and pfp || i don’t post my art here unfortunately :P he/it/fae/one :]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fantasy worlds always have large, beautiful moons, sometimes a few of them in pretty colours. We should have more fantasy worlds that have like 112 piece of crap tiny lumpy moons that are horrible and pointless.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They have a whole astrology system based on their awful moons and eclipses are bullshit because it just looks like a piece of gravel being tossed past a light.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

There's a 113th moon that nobody knows about because its orbit almost exactly matches a larger moon that it's directly behind, but the speed isn't exact, and when it starts to emerge from behind the other moon it causes a mass freakout and fifteen major wars that kill almost a tenth of the planet's population.

[unfortunate-beetle-and-friends]

If you write it, I'll read it!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Do you know how many things I am writing right now.

[darkfulcrumsamurai]

Delivery guy lost my package, so I drew mad Caine.

[blorbo-posting]

[darthmaulscatgirl]

if your river hasn't dried up

[asteriavinifera]

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

[goldensunset]

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

[lastoneout]

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

[bisthefairy]

This looks like a fucking Deltarune theory

[night-feline]

@image-fri3nd

[sharpestlives]

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

[opanchu]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

[pilibdc]

Unable to walk on holy ground. Not that terrible, I’m generally not running around churches and they are easy enough to avoid. Plus how many are actually considered holy ground nowadays, I doubt most of them are blessed .

[eglerieth]

Cannot survive a stake to the heart. So, funny thing…most humans can’t

[doublemyheight]

No reflection. Dude I want to abuse this for scaring people Sooooo bad, but if I cant take photos ohhhh nooo

[scribeofskyrim]

"Your skin is extremely sensitive to sunlight."

Considering that I've started ITCHING in response to direct sun exposure over the past few months, I'd say that Nothing Changes.

Go me. >_<

[girlballs]

my crinkling scrinklet

[ryan-sometimes]

It’s odd when men blame women for the “male loneliness epidemic” because oftentimes men are lonely in their own friend groups. Of course you’re lonely dude, your friends know literally nothing about you. You haven’t had a vulnerable moment with them ever. They don’t even know your surname. Instead of leaning on a random woman go lean on your buddies bro

[zephyr-zephyr]

Once i had a teacher who was OBSESSED with

A) resource guarding

And

B) Harry Potter

So naturally, every time someone didn’t have a pencil she would charge them 10 house points (which, even in schools where there is an actual house point system, probably doesn’t fucking happen). She openly held the belief that she had to ascribe value to these precious writing implements or else no one would appreciate them, a concept evidenced by, i kid you not, how when homeless people are given houses for free they let them fall into disarray, because they didn’t pay for the house and therefore didn’t care about it. I, a pissed off 13 year old with a vendetta against power hungry teachers and also JK Rowling, brought a 100 pack of pencils to school so that whenever someone had to ask for one, instead of being charged a fictional currency and upsetting their fellow, deeply competitive students, i would just give them one. If the pencil didn’t come from the teacher, she couldn’t charge points for it.

This upset her. She couldn’t assert her power over the 1st period Advanced 8th Grade Math Class anymore. For i, The Pencil Liberator, had come to put an end to her tyrannous behavior.

She told me to stop about 30 pencils in.

[libraford]

"Oh, so its okay to write graffiti on 'fascist' property because they come from a different political viewpoint than you? What if a 'fascist' destroyed your property, would it be okay then??"

I mean... im constantly scrubbing slurs off of our pride stuff, and off of public property while being verbally harassed by homophobes in public so its kinda hard to look at this like I threw the first punch, you know?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

been a rough couple days, gimme a compliment and also a fucked up animal fact please n thnx?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh this is LOVELY

[loveridden1999]

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area