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never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

hannah-the-lion-deactivated2023

my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.

i said maybe

gawki

Manifestation ✧

Edit: I’m just over a year post-op. ✨

spookyspeks

I finally draw a comic for the first time and it's Markiplier making out with Ryan Gosling of all things

huevinadechoco

S3 hair for Dennis (hopefully)

rockyhatemark

Loving the new pfp btw.

teeheee thanks hunny! I should look into going back to school and getting an art degree I knowwwww please hold the applause, I’m blushing 🙂‍↕️🤚 (it was done on snapchat in about 5 seconds LMAO)

theblackparadeisdead

Dear Diary today I was helping to run a volunteer community service project where we were painting someone's house and I squatted down to reach the trim and unknowingly ripped my pants straight across my flat ass somehow (genuinely no idea what happened) and then one of the older volunteer ladies came up to me and tapped me on the shoulder and was like "sweetie you've got a tear in your britches" and I was like aw fuck and then she was like "it could be worse" and i was like how and she was like "well at least you're wearing underwear!" and I was like (forced) LOL and then I realized I didn't have any extra pants and six hours left and so I went and told my coworker and I was like idk what to do because it was a huge rip like HUGE I could fit 2 hands through and she was like "wait i have some swim trunks in the work truck" and she grabbed them and was like "put these on" and they were FLORAL with STYLIZED HIBISCUS FLOWERS and NAVY BLUE and YELLOW so I snuck off to change and then came back looking like temu Patrick Star and then the volunteers were all like "where did you go" and I was like haha. Well i ripped my pants really badly so I changed into [coworker's] swim trunks and then my coworker went "oh those aren't mine I just like found them in the truck" and I was like awesome then the lady who told me I had ripped my pants turned to the whole crowd and really loudly went "SHE'S WEARING BLUE UNDERWEAR" and then everyone looked at me and i didn't know what to say so I just said "that's true."

theblackparadeisdead

How was everyone else's day

fool-counter

Dear Diary today I was helping to run a volunteer community service project where we were painting someone's house and I squatted down to reach the trim and unknowingly ripped my pants straight across my flat ass somehow (genuinely no idea what happened) and then one of the older volunteer ladies came up to me and tapped me on the shoulder and was like "sweetie you've got a tear in your britches" and I was like aw fuck and then she was like "it could be worse" and i was like how and she was like "well at least you're wearing underwear!" and I was like (forced) LOL and then I realized I didn't have any extra pants and six hours left and so I went and told my coworker and I was like idk what to do because it was a huge rip like HUGE I could fit 2 hands through and she was like "wait i have some swim trunks in the work truck" and she grabbed them and was like "put these on" and they were FLORAL with STYLIZED HIBISCUS FLOWERS and NAVY BLUE and YELLOW so I snuck off to change and then came back looking like temu Patrick Star and then the volunteers were all like "where did you go" and I was like haha. Well i ripped my pants really badly so I changed into [coworker's] swim trunks and then my coworker went "oh those aren't mine I just like found them in the truck" and I was like awesome then the lady who told me I had ripped my pants turned to the whole crowd and really loudly went "SHE'S WEARING BLUE UNDERWEAR" and then everyone looked at me and i didn't know what to say so I just said "that's true."

How was everyone else's day

fool count: 9

acecroft

it's so unfortunate that people with stupid takes are allowed to watch my favorite media

khairosclerosis

not sure if you're taking requests rn.. (feel free to ignore if you aren't :) ) Our queen Kristoph telling viewer to "lock in" ? definitely not because I just want to see more kris art... no... never..

apollo justice pov*

* kristoph actually just saw him texting clay and politely reminded him of their task deadline, but apollo would later lose sleep recounting the event in his head as something like this

sharrrrknight

has the "ship grace with everyone ever" blunt rotation hit the eel hive mind yet

depsidase

fairycosmos

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.