I'd rather eat cake.

I'm Mia. I'm bored. I post (read: reblog) everything and anything I like. This is not a quality blog. Currently into TS, hockey boys, Marvel and always into HP. Have a question? Ask me. I don't have a FAQ because there are no FAQ.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[weird-ecologies]

If this ain't me

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

[doccywhomst]

if an animal kills me, that was on ME. it caught ME slackin. let it eat me

[zagreus]

he meets the WHO of the WHAT, now?

[yousaygoodbyeandisay]

[tondinahk]

No matter how much time passes there's one constant in the universe. And thats superwholock finding a way to manifest

[dais-yyyy-deactivated20250224]

Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

[taylorswift]

It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍 https://taylor.lnk.to/ttpd-theanthology

[tondinahk]

[thesameoldstreets]

the question is do I post the next finn chapter or the new blake chapter today

[tondinahk]

[mr-monchevy]

“You’re mad.” “Let’s be mad together.”

[tondinahk]

So umm, apparently i don't have a life and just listen to Taylor swift...

[nessa007]

#i can still make the whole place shimmer

[into-the-roblivion]

Happy National Coming Out Day! 

Bonus: Supportive!Aaron

[problemlikelauren]

I don’t usually post my art here, but it’s ace pride week and I couldn’t resist painting sunshine goalie Vinny from @youcouldmakealife ‘s Vinny Gets A Life series in an ace flag helmet.

[tondinahk]

Goes with the fic rec to "Vinny gets a life"

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[aroaceineveryplace]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

“Hey Vinny, still doing that whole virgin shit to turn into a super goalie?” Bergen asks. “‘Cause man, gotta break it to you, you’re never going to be a starter, so maybe you should give up and get your dick wet already.”

Thomas stabs at him with his stick. He isn’t proud of it, especially since an icing gets nullified when a dumbass goalie puts his team on the penalty kill between plays with an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.

The Vinny Gets A Life series is an original series on AO3 with an ace protagonist!

Thanks to @tondinahk for the rec!

[tondinahk]

This is a story about a cinnamon roll figuring his life out.

Features hockey, misunderstandings, found family and a love story.

thank you @youcouldmakealife for writing it

[theslashpile]

It's a set up by youcouldmakealife

Teen and up

WIP

AO3

“Don’t remember there being a rule that only women could bid,” Scratch says. “Maybe you’ll meet a nice boy.”

“Oh, fuck off, Scratch,” Joey says when he waggles his eyebrows.

It’s the classic ‘dude gets bid on to go on a date for chairity and meets the love of his life!’ storyline.

…Or is it?

(It’s a WIP so I don’t know either)

I find the characters well written and it’s looking to be an interesting take on the aforementioned storyline.

It’s part of a series, but perfectly readable as a standalone.

submitted by /u/thisismyslashaccount [link] [comments] source https://www.reddit.com/r/the_slash_pile/comments/g5yejn/its_a_set_up_by_youcouldmakealife/

[tondinahk]

Fic rec time.

This is probably my favourite story from the ycmal verse (and the competition is heavy). Joey is just too pure for this world.

And really fucking oblivious.

[lyndsea22]

The first photo is a chart I made weeks ago to keep track of @youcouldmakealife​ characters. Once I figured out Jared was getting traded, I was completely convinced that he would end up connecting to someone way across the page and I’d have to use another 7 pages of paper to figure out how to connect (almost) everyone.

Spoilers and updated chart under the cut!

Keep reading

[tondinahk]

Love you for this, I’ve read all of the stories, but still sometime get confused as to who played where and when.

[dailyshirbert]

ANNE WITH AN E (2017 - 2019) | s03 ep03 ‘What Can Stop the Determined Heart’

[catchymemes]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Literally can name 5 evil things about him right now:

Tried to cheat one of his employees out of his inheritance

Tried to use the image of a dead man for the purpose of marketing something he would have hated

Business owner

French (this counts as two)

[annadante]

whoever made this: chefs kiss.