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[stormsbourne]

one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

[06-archive]

[linuswatchestv]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[infectiouspiss]

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

[peachybaps]

I need men to stop asking me if I have kids while I'm just trying to do my job.

[spoimf]

Gotta love the backyard. Something’s always moving in my periphery

[mothstrogen]

but Watch Out! 3-dimensional attack

[spoimf]

That wouldn’t happen to me.

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[mpregeminem]

if i was dating megan thee stallion i would push a giant boulder up a hill every morning to prove her my worth

[rjcthmnt]

🌛

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[excitementshewrote]

[vicholas]

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

[vicholas]

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

[gunsandfireandshit]

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years