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Semi-shy Socially awkward Quirky nerd and the best bitch you'll ever regret knowing... Me and all my random consume this blog

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Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

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i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling this bitch up, kylo came in and started doing his usual tantrum shit in the background unprovoked, meanwhile oblivious to all thats happening and let me tell you no porn has ever cut me so off guard and brought me to tears in .01 seconds until now

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[enisco]

Dope As Fuck

[buzzfeed]

[bunney]

[alexander]

this was clearly written by a white person

[blurryhaveitjoeway]

I, a cute gay, am offended that you, a cuter gay, is cuter than I, a cute gay.

[blackbearmagic]

my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic

Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think it’s one of the best things about us.

So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the world’s collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we aren’t going to use it.

[happierthandignified]

My dad always get mad when I do this. He’s always like “We didn’t need to know.” That makes no sense to me. Why would that make me ignore my ability to learn something? I don’t always *need* to know but that doesn’t mean I’m going to pass up an opportunity to learn something new.

[ralfmaximus]

Why carry a supercomputer around in your pocket if you’re not gonna use it?

[itscolossal]

Parted Ceramic Mouths and Clenched Hands Enliven Tea Sets by Ronit Baranga

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[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

aliens are so cute i keep thinking about that one time i was watching some random find alien movie on netflix and they included the outakes of the 8 foot monsters tripping over their own feet and dropping props like boy id like to take one home and watch him trip over my carpet and drop all the mugs of tea id give him

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:’)

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[tchaikovsgay]

Why are customers stupid as fuck

[tchaikovsgay]

“Does the decaf coffee have caffeine?” What the fuck do you think!

[tchaikovsgay]

“Can I get a bacon sandwich”

“Which one sir? We have three of them”

“The one with the bacon on it”

[tchaikovsgay]

Hi my name is Customer McDumbass and I ordered six frappaccinos, all different, during a rush right before my flight is supposed to board and I’m mad my drinks aren’t done yet!

[key--lime--pie]

Um. Decaf has caffeine. Chemically decaffeinated somewhat less so than Swiss water process decaf, but it still has enough to fuck with particularly sensitive people.

[tchaikovsgay]

I mentioned this in the replies but the customer asked because they wanted the coffee with the MOST caffeine and thought decaf was that. It was genuinely stupid I promise

[gamedevgirlie]

Me: “I have a small cappuccino for Caitlin!”

Customer: “What? But I ordered a large Americano!”

Me: “What’s your name?”

Customer: “Laurie”

[tchaikovsgay]

I have customers walk away with the wrong drink so often because of that constantly. Like ma’am, you ordered a large frap. Does this medium hot cup really seem like it’s the right beverage for you???????

[fourthingsandawizard]

“And WHY exactly can’t I use my coupon?”

“…because your coupon is for a regular priced item, and your item is on sale.”

“Well, how was I supposed to KNOW it was on sale?”

“Well, ma'am, there was a sign right above it on the shelf–”

“I came in here to SHOP, not to READ.”

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Dude I have people with bones coming out of their body asking me if I think it’s an emergency and if they should go to the hospital or wait till it gets better. Like humans are just plain stupid

[therealjaesepticeye]

WHY CANT I USE MY COUPON TWICE???

[egotisticalfloof]

“Where are my vouchers? I was told I would get them!”

“No sir, you took out business with us two months before the voucher offer started.”

“So I’m going to get my vouchers?”

“No sir, because you started business with us before the offer began.”

“I want my vouchers!”

“You aren’t eligible for any voucher sir.”

“This is ridiculous! I was told I would get vouchers.”

“Actually sir we’ve listened to all the calls, and no one mentioned the vouchers to you.”

“…So when will I get my vouchers?”

[spibbyy]

B o I

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[fiddler-unroofed]

Reblogging for the comic

[metrophobic]

That “grabbing the obviously wrong drink” thing pissed me off so much when I was a barista. It really made me lose faith in humanity’s intelligence.

[tchaikovsgay]

Yesterday a woman who ordered a mocha grabbed someone else’s chai, despite names being announced and written on cups, drank half of it, then returned it and yelled at me because it wasn’t her drink. Customers really are that stupid

[vero428]

I work at a hot dog place and I had a couple come in and order two hot dogs. One plain and one with onions and mustard. I labeled them so they knew which was which but they returned a little later complaining that his hot dog didn’t have anything on it even though he ordered it with mustard and onions and that his girlfriends hot dog had mustard and onions instead of being plain….I didn’t even know how to respond.

[problems-of-retail]

I once had a woman complaining about how small our clothes were fitting her. She was shopping in the childrens department.

[tonitryingthislifething]

Once I had a customer yell at me saying that I was actively looking for his DVD rentals and withholding them from being shipped to him because I didn't like his taste in porn .. btw I work for a company that rents porn i don't pay too much attention to orders and do not care what ppl like.. like sir do you think i care THAT much about you????

[paprika]

[skruffie]

Trauma survivors on tv: (beautifully broken, delivers tearful speech on their traumas, hug it out)

Me: (describes abusive event and laughs) BOY THAT SURE WAS FUCKED UP

[tonitryingthislifething]

Its fucked cause its true and I relate too hard

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[tonitryingthislifething]

How is it some ppl are just so wonderful and amazing? 

I wanna be like that but instead im over here becoming one with my chair 

[tonitryingthislifething]

So I work for a company that sells and rents porn..

The job is fun my coworkers are great... but some of these customer really just make my day...

So a customer closed their account and during that process they can leave a message as to why and we can address it (if we can or management feels like it)..

So this guy was like "there is too much gay shit in the straight porn" immediately I was concerned that our filtering algorithm was off... oh but no it was fine he just.. "does not want to see the top of a girls head as she blows the dude he wasn't to see her eyes staring at him"... ok fine dude not sure that's gay but ok... then "I don't want to see her face as he's eating her pussy I wanna see the pussy folds!"....

I don't think he realize what gay porn truly is .. I wish I could send him some gay porn for reference...

Anyways that is how my day is going .. how is yours??

[spookydaze]

When people can accept dragons, giants and fucking ice zombies in a show but black people is too far for their imagination to stretch 😂😂😂

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[dacvntgod]

The show has DRAGONS for fucks sake it shouldnt be hard to throw in more POC

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[lynati]

The primary reason people think there weren’t people of color in those areas in those times is because MEDIA NEVER PORTRAYS THEM AS BEING THERE.

[knightly-scholar]

As a medievalist let me fucking inform y’all that the medieval period was not, in fact, purely white.