When you're a jet, you're a jet all the way!

15 - Toronto, ON - INTJ - She/Her

[palbuddypoe-deactivated20180622]

is this still a thing

[politedemon]

The Last Five Years in chronological order

[tonyandmaria]

Renamed Musicals

• Les Miserables: Breadsticks Meme Gone Wrong ft. The Only Cop in France.

• Miss Saigon: Americans Fuck Shit Up, the musical!

• Legally Blonde: This is Harvard, not a Stripper Bar.

• Wicked: Misunderstood Green Girl and Sparkly Witch Hide Lesbian Feelings

• Little Women: That Story Where All the Girls Fall in Love

• Book of Mormon: Spooky Mormon Hell and Crude Gay Humor Clash w/ Sparkly Tuxedoes.

• Shrek: Don’t Judge a Book By It’s Cover; Another Show About Diversity.

• The Last Five Years: How Not to Adult: A Manual

• Joseph and the blah, blah, blah: Fifty Shades of Bible Humor

• Suessical: Always Trust that Weird Voice you Hear PS Elephants Can’t Fly

• Songs for a New World: I’m Sure There’s a Story Here Somewhere…

• Thirteen: Puberty Sucks Plus Jewish Jokes and Weird Sexual Tension

• Matilda: We’ll Fight Like Twenty Armies and We Won’t Give up ft. Miss Honey’s Self Esteem Issues.

• Spring Awakening: Why Sex Ed Matters, the musical!

• Next to Normal: The Story of a Sexy Ghost

• Avenue Q: Horney Puppets Use the Internet for Porn and Then Build a School For Monsters.

• Children of Eden: Bible fanfiction.

• The Drowsy Chaperone: Hallucinations of a Man in a Chair

• Violet: Sutton Foster and a Sob Story ft. Indecipherable Accents

• Anything Goes: Into the Woods, Except on a Ship

• How to Succeed: A Dummies Guide to Making an Ass Out of

Yourself

• Once on this Island: Why Gods Should Not Interfere With Humans

• Into the Woods: Fairytale AU on Crack

• Fun Home; Gay Tears, the musical!

• In the Heights: Everybody has Issues in the Barrio.

• Chess: East West Relations Under Different Masks and Various Plots

• RENT: Diversity, Death, and Drugs.

• Annie: My Life Sucks: By Me.

• Sweeny Todd: Revenge Means Killing Everybody

• Young Frankenstein: It Runs in the Family.

[lifedeathandlovefromstankonia-d]

[mattelevensmith-deactivated2015]

SHE CHEATED!

[sleepingari]

SHE CHEATED?

[mattelevensmith-deactivated2015]

MAUREEN CHEATED!

[sleepingari]

FUCKING CHEATED!

[tonyandmaria]

Person: Musicals are for kids

Me: Something Rotten literally has an entire song titled "This Bottom's Gonna Be On Top"

Person: Musicals are too silly

Me: RENT is literally about people living with AIDS

Person: Musicals are too boring

Me: Sweeney Todd is a musical thriller that was written for the express purpose of scaring audiences

Person: Musicals all have the same plot

Me: Little Shop of Horrors is about a carnivorous alien plant that takes over the world while Bronies is about...bronies

Person: Musicals are too straight and white

Me: Bare, The Color Purple, Spring Awakening, Allegiance, Fun Home, In the Heights, Falsettos, Book of Mormon, West Side Story

Person: Musicals are too gay

Me: Phantom of the opera, Light in the Piazza, Once, Waitress, Passion, The Last Five Years

Person: Musicals are all about romance

Me: Fiddler on the Roof, Assassins, Gypsy, Parade, The Secret Garden, Tuck Everlasting, A Chorus Line, Ghost Quartet, School of Rock, Next to Normal, Ragtime, Into the Woods, Cabaret

Person: Musicals all have the same music

Me: Hamilton, Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812, In Transit, American Psycho, Venice

Person: No one actually breaks out into song or dances in real life

Me: Real life doesn't have lightsabers or superheroes either but you sure love those movies.

Person: Musicals are-

Me: juST TRY IT FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[grandduchessgemini]

It’s the only day to post this so I gotta 

[selphiestick]

so i accidentally typed “breadway” instead of “broadway” and i’m laughing can you imagine:

the bread of mormon

yeastus crust superstar

how to succeed in baking without really frying

jersey buns

showbread

the poundcake of music

we will bake you

all cook up

calamity scone

thoroughly modern muffin

spring abakening

[dorkiangrey]

Les Miserables

[tonyandmaria]

Guys

Should I watch Hamilton

[kamilah-sayeed-let-me-love-you]

Two Broadway producers have launched BroadwayHD, an on-demand service that will stream recorded theatre productions as Netflix and Hulu have been doing for broadcast media, according to Variety.

[dietcokeandbunnyears]

are you fucking kidding me I’m gonna cry

[elphiewonderful]

A stunning picture of our lovely current London Elphaba Emma Hatton was just released by the company.

[janetvandegraaff]

witches can be right

giants can be good

you decide what’s right

you decide

[the60sbazaar]

George Chakiris during filming of West Side Story (1961)

[tonyandmaria]

Just an idea...

Positivity/shoutout posts for women of colour are awesome and need to keep happening, but can we have a little more mention of desi women and asian women? Because I feel like we’re excluded from a lot of this stuff. 

[tonyandmaria]

Am I doing this right?

[jesterlesbian]

if i ever got a tattoo it would look something like this

[thefaggifier]

enough - songs of confrontation and frustration

take me or leave me - rent // america - west side story // enough - in the heights // why stay? / a promise - next to normal // leave me alone - side show // bitch / slut / liar / whore - the toxic avenger // what the fuck now, lizzie? - lizzie // i hate you - if/then // see i’m smiling - the last five years // we do not belong together - sunday in the park with george // promise - bare: a pop opera // no more - see what i wanna see // your fault / last midnight - into the woods // why did i listen to that man? - urinetown // waiting - the addams family // if i didn’t believe in you - the last five years // solano avenue - here lies love // telephone wire - fun home // what is this feeling? - wicked //

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