logging into this account again is like opening a time capsule I (accidentally) left for myself. kinda wild. still unsure if I'll keep it or switch to a new account for a fresh start but, it does kinda feel like coming home

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Love Begins
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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logging into this account again is like opening a time capsule I (accidentally) left for myself. kinda wild. still unsure if I'll keep it or switch to a new account for a fresh start but, it does kinda feel like coming home
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
i feel so called out by this post…
how did he reduce the entire gay community into five things
oh hat
Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them.
(Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.)
Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!”
It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment.
Please let Edgar know that I love him
Edgar has graced my dash twice today and I learned something new each time. I too love him.
I love everything about this, most of all the fact that you named him Edgar because it makes me think of Poe’s “The Raven” immediately
His full name is Edgar Allen Crow.
Of course it is.
EDGAR ALLEN CROW
How are the Lax Bros doing lately?
Compilation of the Queer Eye guys (1/?): Putting up with clients
hey, this might be a total shock to some of y’all, but saying “gay people shouldn’t kiss at pride b/c it makes me uncomfortable” is…….. homophobic ……
it’s loki, yo
if you like what i do, consider buying me a coffee ♥
Lots of new followers this past week! Welcome and thanks so much for the support during these trying times of father-son angst. XD
Person on the phone: Am I speaking to the head of the household?
John Mulaney, handing the phone to Petunia: It’s for you
2 types of tumblr relationships
1. We met on tumblr started dating and now we’re getting married :)
2. We met on tumblr started living together they scamed me, committed robbery and fraud, fist fought my whole family, tried to kill me on multiple occasions and despite all that i stayed with them and they had the NERVE to cheat on me im done with them *makes 20 callout posts*
CrateJoy.com
I thought they would all be food or clothing, but some of these categories are insane, 10 varietys of subscription boxes for witchy women?
I’m getting one for my dog!
FUTURE ME
They’re having a 30% off sale for mothers day. Thanks mom, for 30% of my book club box
ok guys i thought “yeah yeah one for everything but never me right” NO WRONG THERE ARE LITERALLY SO MANY I FOUND SO MANY I WANTED THAT I DIDN’T EVEN THINK I NEEDED!!!!! I DON’T WANT ANYTHING BUT THESE FOR EVERY FUTURE PRESENT GIVING OCCASION
Subscription boxes are a waste of money and–
Fuck. I stand corrected.
The Website is CrateJoy.com
Gal Gadot + 💪💪💪
What, so I was poisoned?
ppl saying magneto could beat tony in 0.5 secs by crumpling up his suit but neither gold nor titanium are magnetic and magneto’s helmet aint repulsor-proof and thats that on that☕
fucking Iconic™ @mcu give us a crossover you fucking cowards
here are my favourite babycenter.com poll questions from the past week