Tony Stark's Red Thong

Tony Stark's Red Thong is a blog dedicated to appreciating those moments in comic books when male superheroes suddenly find themselves deprived of clothing. Submissions are encouraged! Please feel free to submit any and all instances you stumble across of shirtless superhero sexiness!

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Superman, from John Byrne’s run in the 1980s.  Never submitted before, hope this works!

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The pr0nbots are the only things left on this site goodbye everyone *Nearer My God to Thee starts playing*

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You guys think we hit some sort of limit today and they’ll come back for more or we’re done??

Anyway they DIDN’T EVEN FLAG THE BAT-PENIS so excellent work tumblr, excellent work. This is going great.

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Tel-Kar in Venom - First Host issue 01

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Eddie Borck showing some skin in Lethal Protector issue 1 (1993) I still love the fact that he just wears the symbiote, so whenever the symbiote can’t cover him, he’s naked…. @tonystarksredthong

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Excellent work!

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Hi, I love your blog. I'm wondering if you have recommendations for a very specific theme - comic scenes where a hot bad guy, villain, evil jock, bully is humiliated in a homoerotic way (beat up naked, or stripped naked or something along those lines)

…..noooooooo…… nothing comes immediately to mind. The only thing I can suggest is we did have a Bare Bosomed Baddies event for villains (Red Skull did have Viper strap him into a torture machine…); and there is  that infamous Hawkeye/Venom issue…

If anyone thinks of anything like this, obviously feel free to chime in!

ETA: oh, and there’s our Hall of Infamy, AKA our bad-guys list.

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Nightwing (2016) Issue #50

Thanks @dyslexic-librarian!

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- Batman: Damned

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Coming out of semi-retirement to say yes of COURSE we saw it.

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Avengers Issue #673

IMHO, not enough chest hair.

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Avengers Issue #252

Everything about these panels is the cutest thing ever. Let’s have more Wanda+Hercules friendship in 2018. Thanks Shirtless Superheroes!

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Avengers Issue #672

Hulk and Hercules were kind of adorable shirtless bros-in-bare-arms this issue.

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Batman: Rebirth Annual #2

Young, studly Bruce Wayne is good and all, but damn if we don’t also love barrel-chested daddy!Bats.

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Avengers Issue #679

(This renumbering makes it so impossible to properly track and organize volumes UGH ANYWAY): heeeeyaaaahh, it’s our favorite shirtless Avengers, Hercules, being shirtless!

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Nightwing Issue #89

We know there’s a shirtless Dick Grayson here (but really, when isn’t there), but all we can focus on: is the writer’s last name of Nightwing actually Grayson????

Thanks Shirtless Superheroes!

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Batman: Rebirth Issue #38

Nice.

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Captain America Issue #697

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Wonderman Issue #10

Thanks Shirtless Superheroes!