Too Much Time to Spare

Porridge.

[tanngelo]

this is it

[casey-and-andy-bitchez-blog]

[cyber-yeezuss]

best line ever 

[hairlikeagoddamngoddess]

Finishing your test first

[twisted-curse]

Being a senior

[d0wlingcollege-deactivated20170]

Clocking out of work

[breannewilliamson]

Walking out of a room filled with dildos

[bookmad-deactivated20151003]

“you can’t read that entire book in a day”

[papermonocle]

Things I learnt today: During WW1, MI5 used Girl Guides to send secret messages. They used Girl Guides because they quickly found that Boy Scouts couldn’t be trusted and were’t efficient enough.

[grevgrev]

“At the start of the war Boy Scouts were also used. But it quickly became clear that Girl Guides were more efficient because they were less boisterous and talkative.”

the boy scouts were too gossipy, so they used girl guides as spies instead this is probably the best day of my life

[too-much-time-to-spare]

me: feels lonely

me: isolates self

[cleanhippies]

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

[princessoffloral-deactivated201]

mr-robert-gray:

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

[myechi]

it’s chill, he’s just comparing by width

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

[lordoftheinternet]

THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY

IT’S ITALICIZED

[thesoftestbunny]

i still think a “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends

[mrbenwyatt]

[meming-at-the-speed-of-light-de]

Reblog if you’re a feminist, support feminism, or are REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT PEOPLE BEING TREATED RIGHT.

[meulininthetrenches]

Some people theorize that one extra factor that made the Titanic sink was added weight from loads and loads of time-travelers attempting to prevent it from sinking.

[tardis-mind-palace]

#how to paradox

[too-much-time-to-spare]

tripsexual:

theworldisamessijustneedtoruleit:

high school dress code for boys

high school dress code for girls

(x)

um excuse me i can see their hands this makes me extremely uncomfortable pls fix before boNER

[thequeenofhell]

Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.

[l-o-t-r]

The Hobbits

[gackts-guwashi]

they look like a boyband

[parkdonghoons]

MORDORECTION

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

In-Shire

Fall Out Hobbit

Backstreet Brandywines

[ava-dakedavra]

Their number one hit song “They’re Taking Us to Isengard (ft. Legolas)”

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?

[taektrash]

*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”

[firelorcl]

*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started

[auburn-autumn-skies-blog]

*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

[too-much-time-to-spare]

Miles Teller photographed by Dusan Reljin for GQ Magazine

[watsonlove]

I thought I was broken and I thought I was used up and I thought I had nothing left to give. I’d given everything and I didn’t really know what was left. But there’s a part of us that is unbreakable. You always find it again.

Emma Watson (via soulsscrawl)

[bang]

*my own funeral* me: mom can i stay in the car lol