New Tumblr Who Dis?

Yahoo is a little bitch and wouldn’t let me login to my old tumblr so here I am starting fresh!

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

is this this the whosier guy y’all always talking about ? ngl this is a vibe

[cargopantsman]

Just what we need… Hozier met Odin.

[anais-in-the-blanketfort]

what kind of odin and loki bullshit

[demigoddessqueens]

The wood spirits are at it again

[byunvoyage]

Baekhyun ✘ Harper’s BAZAAR Korea

[onlytwitterpics]

[goddamnitkastle]

[ladyartemesia]

[romcommunist]

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

[peelingmandarins]

in this house we stan dionysus!

[forgotaboutdrea]

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

[oldsongrenewed]

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

[mikkeneko]

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

[normal-horoscopes]

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: 

[74mkf]

cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio

[cannibalchicken]

[gauntletqueen]

[nuclearfeels]

[besogolden]

I AM AKHDAKHDKSHDKDHDJD

[theweirdwideweb]

[newkidsonmycock31]

[elisabettasetsu-deactivated2023]

LOOK !!!

[taeguks]

he waited so long to take revenge

[penuswilliams]

it’s called science

[gunsandfireandshit]

Is this supposed to be ironic or did y'all forget the part where the CIS droids walk through the shield like it's nothing and start mowing the Gungans down??

[plum-soup]

You telling me these droids are cisgender???

[byunvoyage]

Baekhyun ✦ ‘Delight’ Mood Sampler #Sticky Ver.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[infinitesimal-braincells]

This better be in the history textbooks in 30 years

I fully expect a page with a black and white screenshot of this with some exam question like “describe how this image links to the covid-19 pandemic of 2020”

[generalgemini-booknerd]

This one might be my new favorite.

[amaranth]

ethereal baekhyun for wkorea

[erigoms]

yixing secretly buying a donut behind his trainers back and destroying all evidence 🤭🍩 #REKNOWep1

[froggybaek]

Baekhyun why

[bxtchy-hyde-deactivated20210627]

@vampwrrr he's back at it again with touching butts