Funny...I Think?

[toastbutteregg]

wanna fuck

..ing hold hands you mean? yes I’m down for it

[toastbutteregg]

how do you tell your ex you still love them??

you dont

[arrghigiveup]

I need a 3D printer.

[arrghigiveup]

Edited to include the picture with lid XD

[hollowedskin]

[mothdogs]

Fun fact: many public libraries now have 3D printers that you can pay to use! We charge per gram of filament so something like this would probably be less than $10! Just a thought for anyone who wants 3D printed stuff w/o having to buy a several hundred dollar machine

[whitepeopletwitter]

[spectrometrie]

bro i thought they were referring to him by his astro sign 

[worldofcorgi]

[altonbrowns]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

[cassderolo-deactivated20181006]

Why does squidwards face show more emotion than Elsa’s

[nyehcat]

his paycheck

[shesmelancholy]

[hustlerose]

you guys act like tumblr eletism doesnt exist but some people on here will only follow people if they like that persons posts and want to see them on their dash

[ruinedchildhood]

[wetwareproblem]

...I flip my phone over because that’s the fastest way to silence it.

Are... are the straights okay?

[sarahsyna]

... I flip my phone over so it lies flat and the notification light doesn't distract me. The fuck?

[solitarelee]

I flip my phone over to indicate that Phone Time Is Over and I Am Focused On You lmfao ARE the straights okay???

[kingscrown666]

The straights haven't been okay since that damn Garden

[moderatelypanickedbiromantic]

I flip my phone over so the screen isn’t face up, so if I were to drop something on it or knock something over it’s on the case and not the screen???

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

if I saw a portal i would enter it no questions asked

[francisxie-deactivated20200628]

hey if anyone tells you art goal is something serious remember i learned how to draw like actual western comics art style just to shove batman into high heels and titty window

[haloanddclover]

Petition for DC to have Bruce go out on patrol like this after losing a bet to Jason

[auntiewanda]

Why would he have to lose a bet? Why wouldn’t he just choose to wear this outfit? There’s nothing wrong with it, it’s very empowering when men embrace their sensuality and sexuality. The meninists today are such prudes who want to do away with men looking like men.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[setheverman]

He played piano like an epic sir

[stereocyon]

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

[scornfluke-archive]

what’s graped soda

[stereocyon]

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theweirdwideweb]