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A BG3 blog

[epicmurdock]

My dear friend Layne wanted me to share their ‘Magnum Opus’ Astarion playlist with the world via my tumblr

Also, in their words, “A playlist for the Ascended freaks”

Enjoy!

[flamemittens]

Another one:--

Gale wouldn't say: "I love being inside you."

Instead he would say: "When I am enveloped in your comforting warmth, all that matters in that clandestine moment is you and I - and everything in my weary, regretful mind coalesces into one single thought - I finally have my reason for living."

[nevarroes]

yeagh

[vargurvargur]

Prazzul (pronounced Pretzel), a durge dragonborn I made with the help of a friend and my partner, and the hot babe of his dreams

[soranatus]

Gale & Astarion By Stephanie Pepper

[mooreaux]

Huevember day 3 w Gortash reading old correspondence from someone he misses very much…

[weatherbane]

halsin: -mermaid hair flip- everyone else: pathetic bleating

[shuploc]

"The Pale Elf"

[andsylphy]

teatime between 'nobles'.

[thestuffedalligator]

If the wizard you’re fighting is using two-to-three syllable pseudo-Latin magic words, that is a wizard you can absolutely punch in the face.

If the wizard you’re fighting starts reciting a rhyming couplet, you need to get out of there yesterday. You need to change your identity and hide your soul in a pin in a rabbit in a chest on an island that only appears once every three months and even then only to a third son, because any spell that rhymes will curse you, your dog, your descendants, and will somehow work its way backwards through time to curse your ancestors.

[shygaladriel]

What if that rhyming couplet is in Latin?

[thestuffedalligator]

I’ve gotten a couple comments on these lines, so just to be clear: it’s not the Latin that’s the problem. If the wizard has a rhyming couplet in Latin, it’s still going to turn you and everyone else in the wizard’s line of sight into wallpaper.

It’s that short Latin magic words like “Fulminus” or “Ventus” or “Fuego” are usually associated with quick and dirty evocation spells, the magical equivalent of a shotgun: dangerous, but inaccurate and clumsy. Dodge out of the way of that wizard’s fireball and you can punch them in their stupid Latin mouth.

Any spell that rhymes takes longer to cast, but has so much more magic behind the words. It doesn’t matter if the rhyme is Latin or English - if it rhymes, your options are to run or pray.

[midnigtartist]

“Why do we only ever kiss after something dramatic happens?”

Or Sid and Astarion aren’t the most outwardly affectionate couple but when they are they make it count

[hekuuu]

Some more sketchessssss

[grellskendyr]

what the fuck elminster

[zwierzodudle]

[naughtysalamander]

Gale in the shadow cursed lands

[cineshemp]

growing up on the streets of Baldur’s Gate, my Tav remembers a man with moonlight in his hair and desperation in his eyes, luring away the other urchins in the night….

[mostwantedpotato404]

Something cozy and comforting for Halloween, they're almost ready. Are you? :3

[bloodlessbhaalbabe]

@lotsofthinkythoughts @tatterings

[raoneven]

Astarion and his siblings 🩸🖤