Its Ya Boi

[lastnightatrfa]

[bellossom]

besties... ATTACK!!!

[onlinebeast]

I hate when my microwave gets to the scary part

[werewolfplushie]

onyx dragon (huge) by jellycat

[tooobiyo]

Want and need

[studentlifeproblems]

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[m3ws-moved-deactivated20240715]

what if i was a little bear with round ears and soft hands and a round tail . what then

[c3po]

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

[coughloop]

Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I'll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also

[batmanego]

no way. do you promise?

[cursed-and-haunted]

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

[fuckitblackcoffeeisfine]

[anxietyproblem]

[turing-tested]

the emotion that discord invented where you forget to unmute and you think your friends are all assholes who are talking over or ignoring you only to realize they haven't been able to hear you for fifteen minutes

[howglorygoes]

you’ve heard of a sourdough starter? well, honey *points at mouth* this is a sourdough finisher

[divinestrike]

men who are incredibly smart but also kind of terribly pathetic. men who are good with kids. men who get bullied by kids. men who eat glass. men who are so kind and pure-hearted but also just a bitch. bisexual men. most importantly, men who are dilfs .

[berthamason]

Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Macbeth: i’m just happy to see you ;)

Lady Macbeth: pathetic

[jame7t]

& BTW you forgot to feed me + i died 

[dateamonster]

you cannot be putting two white guys with the same haircolor in the same movie how am i fuckin supposed to tell whos who what is this spot the difference