Too random for your eyes

This page just has a bunch of random stuff that you will find amusing. There is still more to come about this site. I would suggest that you follow. You might like it

[toorandomforyoureyes]

Flowers from my local gardens

[toorandomforyoureyes]

A little worker with chipped wings

[chrissongzzz]

[guccixcucci]

THIS IS SO WHOLESOME AND PURE

[toorandomforyoureyes]

I just wanted to say I thoroughly enjoyed this pure moment.

[animals-lovers]

Instagram: animals_lover_ig

[shrimpleandclean]

Please credit the actual photographer Tanja Brandt who took these beautiful photos of Ingo (the dog) and Poldi (the owl)!

[haiikyuus-remade]

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

Citizens of Pawnee

[thelawnwrangler]

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

[toorandomforyoureyes]

This is literally like the hotel I work at.

[arandomthot]

This is all getting to be too much

[phalaenopfish]

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[fuckyeahmercury]

Freddie Mercury's cats

Unknown Cat

Miko

Tiffany

Oscar

Oscar & Tiffany

Dorothy

Goliath

Lily

Romeo

and his favourite cat who has a Queen song named after her…

Delilah

And here is Freddie wearing a waist coat with all of his cats painted on it

[tongueart]

GOOD FUCKING POST

[toorandomforyoureyes]

You know this is real when you see the suicide hotlines

[petyrbaelish-deactivated2018010]

hey ted cruz now is time to use those zodiac killer skills you’ve been hiding all this time

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

[punkwarrenmoving]

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

[seapeny]

I feel like 2016 is the historical equivalent of the tunnel boat ride scene in Willy Wonka

[toorandomforyoureyes]

Welcome to detention! I'll be yo asshole!

[toorandomforyoureyes]

Happened to stumble across this little guy

[toorandomforyoureyes]

Turtle at a pond in Ann Arbor