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steampunkpirate131719

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

kawaii-ash

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

homotology

And let’s not forget

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I’d never seen that last one, but my life is better for it

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o m g

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BILL NYE SAYS WOMENS RIGHTS, SCIENCE IS REAL, LGBTQ+ RIGHTS, AND HOMICIDE IS SOMETIMES OKAY

chaos-theory-exhibit-a

NOTHING but absolute RESPECT for the world’s substitute science teacher

the-gay-goblin

NOTHING but absolute RESPECT for the world’s substitute science teacher

trueshredguitar

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

alphacrone

every Killers song sounds like the ramblings of that one incoherently drunk girl in the bathroom and i think that’s incredible sexy of them

the2headedcalf-archive

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

urlocalchangeling

Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón

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tundrakatiebean

dorothygale

gingernutsenthusiast

@filmnoirsbian

chambaeli

the-displeasure

thejoanglebook-deactivated20210

Me as the sole survivor of the apocalypse, commenting "last" on every YouTube video.

valtsv

what's it called when your morals are like. not always perfectly good or evil. morally bisexual?

valtsv

ambiguous.

proudlyunicorn

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

proudlyunicorn

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

gleerant

ok

gleerant

update: we are dating

gleerant

update: we are married

proudlyunicorn

update: we knocked up

strugglingqueer

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

gleerant

Update: had a baby together

gleerant

Update: he’s 1 year old today

lesbidreaming

Well this is adorable!

wakandama2

This is the top quality I want on my dash. No other post besides this and Mash Potato the dog matters on this site.

bisexualspongebob

the fact that the original post was made back in 2012 and the 1-year-old baby update was as recent as 2021, the development and plot that happened within this post in an almost nine year timespan …this person truly Won tumblr

mymarifae

i think it’s important to be able to take a step back and recognize that you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcvkxxxxjnfrg782]]]]2AQ

mymarifae

i was Thinking but i got up to get coffee and i came back to discover that one of my cats walked across my keyboard and posted this early for me and you know what. they summed it up far more succinctly than i ever could

reggiemess

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

firstfullmoon

excuse me while i go cry

[text ID: tweet by Heather Christle replying to Danez Smith that reads, “Once a first grader asked me how long a poem had to be and when I said it could be just one word he wrote a poem that was just his best friend’s phone number. 💖]