in the tags babe

🌟they/them🌟white jew🌟25🌟no more liking shit im fuckin posting it🌟im on mobile🌟

[toothcrime]

horse to plinko pipeline

[obviousplant]

[klapollo]

remember façade

[klapollo]

i cant believe i can justifiably say this but some of you might be too young to remember this meme

façade is a freeware game (which you can still download and play) that rose to internet fame around 2011-early 2012. it was an (imo) interesting concept where you played as a friend of a married couple visiting for the first time in years, using interactive text and game AI to either solve or help collapse their failing marriage. the graphics are extremely simple. the music is weird. the voice acting is pretty good.

it got to memetic quality pretty fast because of the….customizable nature of what you could say to them as well as the fact that trip (the husband) would forcibly remove you from the apartment and cause a game over if you said too many wrong things.

a big part of the meme was that if you said “melon” or “melons,” you’d almost always automatically be kicked out. this was bc the game always caught it as slang for tits regardless of context.

this shit feels like it was yesterday but it was almost an entire decade ago and im upset

[amethystsoda]

ghcoffe’s playthrough is one of my faves!

[wokeuplaughing]

well open my bank account and call me johann sebastian bach the way I'm fuckin baroque

[hotcinnamonsunset]

The Tiger (from the poem by Nael, age 6)🐅

[lilyblisslys]

flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)

later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.

[fleshengine]

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

[chips1977]

went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse

[yourtryhard]

[currrsy]

smile face ☺️✨

[loveridden1999]

[you-need-not-apply]

Bro I just nearly fucking died

[you-need-not-apply]

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

[you-need-not-apply]

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

[epistleii]

is this accurate

[you-need-not-apply]

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

[dancinbutterfly]

I can never leave here

[catasters]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[landsccape]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[fairycosmos]

what if i just manipulate reality with my mind and make everything perfect and good

[definitely-not-several-bugs]

The spell master: God damn it, where on earth is my magic crystal ball????

The suspiciously hungry and round bug:

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[imperfectangelcollectorblog]