tooth

[pukicho]

you strike me as someone who could properly tile a roof if he tried and i respect that a lot

I firmly believe I could do anything no matter what

[pukicho]

I meant more like a skill or something

[krusty-28-28]

are you implying there is no skill to breast milk?

[pukicho]

I was really just hoping breast milk wouldn’t become a major part of this conversation.

[wordlessnotebook]

I love moreid but i don’t really see anyone using the angst potential.

Morgan being conflicted with loving this nerdy kid because of how young he is.

Even if the age gap is smaller than i’m thinking (10yrs?) i feel like he would still question himself about how young Spencer is. (I mean, he calls Spencer ‘kid’ and ‘boy’ in the show.)

Morgan’s a profiler. He knows how abuse victims can become abusers later in life, and he’s terrified that he may hurt Spencer.

I just want Morgan in fics to be more hesitant with dating or acknowledging his feelings for Spencer because of how Carl hurt him in the past.

[poorly-written-poetry]

[hotchnerbau]

underrated criminal minds duo

[grapejuiceblue5]

the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other

[hotchnerbau]

“I asked chatgpt-” yeah well I asked special agent aaron hotchner and he said the unsub is a straight white male in his 30s

[piedpip3rrr]

Criminal minds but it’s an adult swim show no one can remember

[alexxuun]

Grace think fondly of his scar if you even care.

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[heron-knight]

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

[thirstkanaphan]

I’ve never seen Yeosang this close to breaking

[amandla]

Nice try!!! Ur not gonna bamboozle me into hating a woman that men don’t wanna fuck

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"