When the whole party is down but your bard is up
jack had absolutely no right to go this hard
Jack Black always goes this hard.

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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trying on a metaphor
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When the whole party is down but your bard is up
jack had absolutely no right to go this hard
Jack Black always goes this hard.
im fucking crYIN G omfg
I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!
im fucking crYIN G omfg
I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!
I miss sleeping next to someone
fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol
I hate how fucking funny this is
did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday
special ordered them from the bank
nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work
thats…thats $100, right?
@ you weebs
2,000/10=200
Two hundred dollar power move
#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me #It’s my bragging right #Even Gaud can’t take that away
You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes
Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.
i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t
the answers keep getting worse better
i like how you just decided to give your sister 2 kg of copper and nickel.
no it was 10kg (22 lbs). a nickel weighs 5 grams. you people really are terrible at this
game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system
me: apply pokemon logic
To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.
yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons
go outside and try to suplex a bird
tell me how bug resists fighting
go outside and try to suplex a bug
awkwardzombie will never not be relevant
please watch this
wow, this might be the only realistic portrayal of metalheads I’ve seen in media
If you commit a crime at the carnival, do you get a fair trial?
Most heroes of progression are never mentioned in history books.
And then there was Apple, fucking it up for everyone else
i hate the future
I love it!
The anonymous user posted this image to prompt a discussion on how little episodes of the 14 episode first season of Haruhi you would have to watch in order to watch them in every possible order, repeats included.
The thread eventually reached a working conclusion by divising a formula that would solve for any “n” length sequence. The thread’s findings were compiled on the mathsci wiki and titled “The Haruhi Problem.”
Last Monday (10/22/18), university mathematician Jay Pantone created a more professional looking assessment of their findings here. This lead to academia learning about 4chan’s unique findings and it’s being widely discussed.
The probablem now is about credit. 4chan being an anonymous image board, there’s no one to cite for the findings.
Guys probably jacking it to his waifu right now. A true overman.
@kompanie-mutter
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, phrase, or larger discourse is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists. Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but they also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a form of syllepsis.
Examples:
“There but for the grace of God—goes God.” —Winston Churchill
“If I could just say a few words… I’d be a better public speaker.” —Homer Simpson
“If I am reading this graph correctly—I’d be very surprised.” —Stephen Colbert
“On his feet he wore…blisters.” —Aristotle
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.” —Groucho Marx
“A modest man, who has much to be modest about.” —supposedly Winston Churchill, about Clement Attlee
“I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don’t know I’m using blanks.” —Emo Philips
“I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.” —Mitch Hedberg
“I sleep eight hours a day and at least ten at night.” —Bill Hicks
“I don’t belong to an organized political party. I’m a Democrat.” —Will Rogers
“On the other hand, you have different fingers.” —Steven Wright
“He was at his best when the going was good.” —Alistair Cooke on the Duke of Windsor
“To our wives and our sweethearts — may they never meet.” — Traditional Royal Navy toast
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This is the funniest video ever 😂
This has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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