Whiskey Straight, No Chaser

22 years old. Boston, MA

[pkpaulshow]

[perks-of-being-a-kuya]

YEA WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[xxx-wingpilot]

when I procrastinate to the very last minute and almost ruin my life but somehow it works out

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

when i bowling ball

[vintage-katie]

My forever mood is Judge Aquilina tossing aside Larry Nassar’s letter like the actual trash that it is

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

Actual trash indeed.

I just want to remind everyone again that the letter she is throwing away is the rapist asking to be removed from the courtroom, because hearing how his actions directly caused his victims years of pain and anguish made him feel bad.

Yes, I’m serious. He actually wrote the judge a letter asking not to listen to the victim impact statements. He absolutely did that.

UN

FUCKING

BELIEVABLE

[cisnowflake]

Well she wasn’t having any of that.

[i-am-dallas-deactivated20190109]

[beatybe]

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

[forthefuns]

[treblesketch-abscond]

Wait no stop

[thebestoftumbling]

no one man should have this much power

[pottsisstarksheart]

Everyone’s been clamoring since Wednesday to know as much as we can without any specificity about the injury. What can you tell us now? 

[tastefullyoffensive]

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“Alright, now my turn!”

[tastefullyoffensive]

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I will never be this cool.

[babyanimalgifs]

My new fav video

[midar1]

im dying in the last preds game this dude accidentally elbowed his kid in the face while banging on the glass AND NOW THE KID HAS A FUCKING HELMET ON i hate preds fans

[midar1]

here’s the video lmao i forgot to add it

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[espn3]

when comedy began

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[awwww-cute]

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

A good post, pure.

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

Another adorable story has been added.

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

can I have these posted right under the politics section in the newspaper? I feel like we need that kinda positivity rn.

[jakesource]

What have you been doing today?

[hellyeahchandlerbing]