Je suis un petit poisson

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

[winterfellsrose-deactivated2017]

modern westeros → the stark family

[andreii-tarkovsky]

are you a criminal top, a brain vers or an athlete bottom.

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[cairgnorm]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

GET HER

[vivienvalentino]

Idris Elba Gets Valentines Day Advice from Kids

[weavemama]

the guardian ain’t taking prisoners from the racist White House and I’m here for it

[weavemama]

btw the artist for this brilliant design is Ben Jennings , an award winning cartoonist. after seeing this drawing i will never look at the white house the same again…..

[anotherpapercut]

what fucking timeline are we living in right now

[kuunakullanvalkeana]

straights girls: hahahha man candles, man soap, isn’t that stupid straight girls: look at these boyfriend jeans i just bought to go with my boyfriend shirt :)

straight girls: masculinity is sooooo fragile straight girls: whoa it’s actually homophobic to associate short hair and flannels with lesbians. for example, i have a pixie cut and i’m straight.

straight girls: at least we women don’t do the no homo straight girls: you know it’s called a girl crush bc it’s not a real crush because it’s on a girl

[chefpyro]

fandom for an American TV show: don’t watch it online! watch the show on TV when it airs so the ratings go up! show your support!

me, a mere European: 

[afusionoffandoms]

fandom for an American TV show: then at least watch it for free on their own website and support them through ads and hits

me, a mere European:

[myrling-art]

fandom for an American TV show: ok fine, then AT LEAST buy the DVDs when they come out and support the show through that!

me, a mere European:

[byzantium-glytch-deactivated201]

FUCKING THIS OMFG

[invenblocker]

Do you want piracy? Because this is how you get piracy.

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

fandom for an American movie: please go see this underrated, important movie on opening day so execs will know how much people love it!

me, a mere European, looking up the release date: This movie is playing at 5am, on a Monday, in a city 100 miles away, down a sewer

[titansdaughter]

“Game of Thrones Marathon” hosted by George R. R. Martin  (x) 

[avocado--toast]

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

[anguishboy]

[gnegar]

Lady Olenna: Tell Cersei I killed your demon child

Jaime:

[tastefullyoffensive]

The perfect card. (by anemone letterpress)

[pietriarchy]

I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world

[long-ago-1234567890]

[dora-milaje]