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...so you may have heard.......the wonderful actress chosen to play Ariel is not getting a good reception........

#bad pun #the little mermaid #ariel the little mermaid

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.

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I tried asking my dentist out but she brushed me off. Don’t worry her floss..

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You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren’t raisin them right..

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Just keeping up with currant events

#bad puns

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What do you get when actors smoke weed? Mellow-drama.

#bad pun

I saw another bad joke dog around the other day. So this is their reply.

#bad pun #bad joke dog

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A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was: “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!

Here I am at the State Library of Victoria.......it's the tallest building in Melbourne........it has thousands of stories!

#bad pun #melbourne

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I couldn’t find my favorite tv show. I guess it was Lost.

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I’ve seen stranger things..........

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I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

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quality marine philosophy discourse

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so.........dolphins CAN be evil.........on PORPOISE?

#bad pun #dolphins #porpoise

Did you hear about the Dothraki who wrote a book called “The Kalasar Manifesto”?

His name was Khal Marx

#bad pun #game of thrones #dothraki #karl marx

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Alternate Scene

Thranduil: HOW DID MY PRISONERS ESCAPE?

Elf Guard: Let's just say they barrel-y made it out haha

Thranduil: you are so fucking fired

#bad pun #elf pun #the hobbit #desolation of smaug

My name is Steven, and I ride my bike to work each day. I'm raising money for a new bike, because someone else decided that I didn't need it anymore. This is the second time I've had my bike stolen, so this time I bought two locks (one which had a built in alarm), yet that still didn't prevent th...

So, I lock up my bike in a busy area, near a bus stop, in front of a gym, and hoodrats still decide that they want it for themselves. *sigh*

If you can help out, cool! If you can’t that’s cool too!

You could say, this is a vicious CYCLE! *boom tish*

#stolen bike #gofundme #badpun

I think title of the next Star Wars movie should be Star Wars Episode VIII: Luke Who’s Talking

#bad pun #star wars #star wars episode viii