[gayaustralian-deactivated201703]

who’s jeff?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

wouldn’t you like to know

[double-o-donut]

some underappreciated vines i haven’t seen in any vine compilation yet i that found way deep in my vines tag

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

can i order ass at mcdonalds

[gharibajameel]

ass machine broke

[gaystation-4]

[jumex]

gays can’t assemble furniture and that’s a fact hun

[leapsickness-deactivated2017071]

i work at ikea and gays buy furniture all the time……

[xanny]

But can they put it together sis

[ccstcrptc]

Literally wtf is a screwdriver

[jumex]

A cocktail

[uchidachi]

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

[wizardyangst]

This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website

[antipeanutbutter]

Omfg

[geekandmisandry]

@rainfelt

[black--lamb-blog]

hattie is a star

[dynastylnoire]

the roll of a joy

[sixpenceee]

Tiny warthog cooling off in a tiny mud puddle

[blooodge]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[kingjaffejoffer]

[danisnotonfires]

[tessie-the-bee]

My naym is dog My frend is smol He dose not fetch Or thro the ball But I not chays Or bite like cat Insted I’m kind I lyk the rat

My naym is rat And this caynine He show me how to have good tyme I stand up tall Upon my toes I stretch my tung I lyk his nose

[advanced-procrastination]

I love you

[torchiere]

Me: *successfully avoids social event* nice

Me: *is really lonely* shit

[transgambit]

what is the truth

[comedyke-deactivated20171209]

they’re married you asshole

[transgambit]

u right, my bad

[dulect]

Mum: If you friends jumped off a bridge woul…

Me: 

[root-deer]

This is it this is my favorite video in the whole wide world

[menherafemcel]

he taps

[blueraspberries]

[peachylipskiss-deactivated20150]

how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom

[allrivenkithandkin]

hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes

regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out

fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty

go back out and live a lie

[veryharam]

I hate rich white people

[shadio]

I don’t please donate to my PayPal