Shelly 2.0

Ey what's up beaches, I'm Shelly. Nah, not THAT Shelly. I'm th' new an' improved Shelly, yaknowwhatImean? Left Team Aqua cause dem lil' krabbycakes couldn't handle no reel bitch like me, but y'know what I ain't efin sweatin' it. I'm gon' rock dis ship. Thread Status: OPEN Sidebar Credit

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RIGHT NOW.

SEA Y'ALL ON THE OTTER SIDE MAMA FRACKAS! <3

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Scared?: What’s an irrational fear or phobia of yours?

"Nigga I ain't scareda ship, a'ight?

'Specially ain't coddamn phobic a nofin. Das jus' some fuckin' pussea ship right thurr."

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Make 'Em Confess! [Questions Meme]

Blush: What’s something embarrassing you’ve done in front of a crush or someone you were trying to impress? Boo!: What startles you? Oops!: What’s something embarrassing you’ve done in public? Gone: Ever thought of running away? If you did, where would you go? Lie to Me: What’s a time you’ve lied? Broken: What’s been your lowest point? Wings: What’s a fantasy or wish of yours? Kick the Bucket: Name two things on your “bucket list.” Talent: Do you have any strange talents or skills you’ve learned but never really had a use for? Sing It!: What’s a song or song genre that you like but don’t often tell people you do? Red Handed: What’s one of your guilty pleasures? Psych!: How gullible are you? Have you ever been pranked or playfully fooled? Scared?: What’s an irrational fear or phobia of yours? Scarred: What’s a part of or about you that you’re insecure about? Squirm: What’s a topic that always makes you feel awkward when it gets brought up? Mirror Mirror: How have other people admitted to seeing you? What impression do others say that they have about you or when they first met you? Story Time: Tell a story about something you did or something that has happened to you within the last 24 hours.

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"I’ve been hearing the most ridiculous pickup lines all fucking day, and I’m wondering when one of you guys were gonna come up with a good one.” 

"But since that didn’t happen, here’s one I have. Let’s see…’You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again’.”

"………………Oh now I get it.”

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"Nigga no you didn't my pick-up game is on fuckin' point I will fight you on this."

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"Hey! Hey! Hey!" Korrina cracks open her copy of 1001 Jokes That Comedians Disinherited. "This is a pun joke! 'It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally!' GET IT?"

"Y'know puns are like a thousand times funneya if y'don't tell a person it's a pun, right?"

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"Ma'am, please step aside." Riley is halfway through the bottle of Cognac by now. "You are being arraigned on multiple charges of being beautiful. You have the right to scream my name."

"Honey the only reason I'd scream yo name is if I was callin' y t' mop up mah vomit, a'ight? Which may just happen' if y'spout any more carp like that in mah direction. Dam, y'all niggas is nasty."

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"Not exactly, but I’m from the same area."

"Kinda missed my chance to really take sides— but I find it pretty wicked that some of you guys are showin’ up here. That way I get to hear what it was like from the original sources instead of dumb rumors floatin’ around."

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"Oh. Whale that's still pretty beachin'."

"Lemmie tell you somefin' right now tho, I ain't choose th'Aqua life a'ight, th'Aqua life chose me. My mothafuckin name is Shelly Anchorman, ah spit mad watta flow an' got dragged t'tha region of seas an' islands, how could I fuckin' naut? Hell, efin mah promotion came outta jack-ship nowhere."

"...What kinda rumors, anywave?"

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Victim #2. Roark continues to evade the hospital staff by wheeling around HQ. "Eyy gurl, eyyyyyy," he whispers with the biggest grin on his face. "I got a Cretaceous Rare Bone for Jurassic."

"Heh. That's pretty dam good for a nigga with a dick."

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"Y'must be Team Aqua's next big plan cause all I seam to think aboat is how I can get more a' ya."

And speaking of pick-up lines that brought a smile to Grumpy McGee’s face…

"A Team Aqua veteran, huh ? Welcome aboard to the SS. Team Rocket. I hope you’re likin’ it here okay~"

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"Heeeell yeah! Why, you one too?"

"Guess y'could say I like it a'ight. Me an' Darla shore are missin th' wata tho, coddam."

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Lucian is just going to slowly die as he gives out each of these pick up lines, he slowly looked down at the little book full of pick up lines he found, "Um...I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" He then proceeded to slap his own forehead because of how stupid he sounded.

Shelly clicks her tongue. "Coddam, you almost looked gilly enough for me t'let that cheezy ship slide."

"Be more creative next time, honey."

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I dare you to use pick-up lines on the next five people you see.

"Hell yeah."

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You're a pretty girl :3

"Dam strait."

"Now the question is are you a pretty gill?"

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR

"Pay for it? Steal it? Beat a nigga til he bleeds? What?"

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Surprise Surprise! | Open

"No! No no no no on no no nonono —  Mime Jr.! No!" the blue-haired man yelled as he watched his cheerful baby-pokémon grab a hold of the bouquet and run. Maybe the psychic-type was aware that it wasn’t actually meant for him, and that was why he was running, or he was so glad about the gift he forgot running away caused James a serious amount of stress. It was hard to figure out once you saw the joyful expression on his small face, and James hated to have to ruin it for him. The bouquet of course was for Jessie, because no matter how much Meowth could make fun of him, he really believed that his redhead deserved all the love and attention she could get. Or… he could afford. It was a sad but true fact that none of them was out in the field and could beg the boss for big amounts of money anymore, so neither part of the couple had much coin to spend on joyous activities or gifts. James had done his best to save up, but things had ended up working as they always had… they gathered together with Meowth and bought food, or he ended up buying something someone convinced him was good but at the end of the day it was trash. And no, this time it wasn’t the Magikarp sells-man, but it could as well have been. His idea was the Mime Jr. would’ve delivered the bouquet together with a note, as it seemed more or less romantic (hard to tell, but at least change was good), but when he’d released the baby-pokémon and held out the bouquet, the psychic-type immediately grabbed it in belief that it was his to take. How he’d handle convincing the psychic-type to give it back was still just a draft, because he had to run after him as he rushed down the halls of the headquarters with flower-petals floating down on the floor after him.

There was a bright ray of hope shining upon the man’s face when he saw that a person was approaching them, coming the opposite way from the trainer and his pokémon. Quickly James raised his hands in front of his face and yelled: "Block the corridor, please!"

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There was one good thing about leaving Team Aqua. One good thing, and that was no longer pretending she was a Hoenn native. Hiding Homeboy had been a real painintheass, and frankly, a pain in the frondship, too.

But nonetheless, Shelly's Scraftly and very first friend walked beside her down the foreign hallways with the kind of swag not even the dirtiest of street boys could muster. Frankly, there was just no imitating a Pokemon who just naturally came with pants that couldn't stay up. He was automatically the coolest.

"Whatchoo thinka th' place Homeboy? It a'ight? Prolly a lil' closa t'home than Hoenn ever was." A scoff. Shelly didn't notice that her Scrafty was looking up at her with a hint of concern on his face. It was true enough that Homeboy felt very homesick when surrounded by all of that water, but he also knew that Shelly was hiding how she really felt about leaving the Team. Not because she'd ever said it. Just cause he knew how this girl tried to deal with her feelings, by now.

"Ah mean it ain't no desert... but y'know a mountain... a mountain's closa." Yeah, she was reaching. But she looked down at Homeboy and was pleased to see him nod his head. 

"Scraf."

"Heh." The newfangled Rocket smiled, genuine, and paused just short of a turn. "Y'know, I reely missed ya." 

And this probably would have been a very touching moment, with fist bumps and hugs, and imaginary strings, had it not been for the sound of frantic incompetent trainer in the near distance.

"Block th' wha..."

"Scraf!!"

Actually, it was a little too late for blocking anything. Scrafty merely pointed at the Pokemon they'd just missed, indicating that he was pretty sure they were supposed to stop that. 

"Awwww, ship." Shelly didn't want none of this. But Homeboy was nicer than his name would imply. He, without Shelly's permission, ran off after the Mime Jr., because he knew well that Shelly would soon follow.

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Name: Shelly Anchorman Age: 26 Date of Birth: ((I haven't decided yet loool)) Zodiac: ((See above)) Gender:  Female Eye color: Blue Hair color: Black, black, black & blue beat me til I'm numb Height: 5’8” Scars: She's pretty as a pictya, homie. Stretch marks. Overweight?: Just a lil' bit. Underweight?: Nope.

Favourite…

Color: ”Uh, blue.” Hair color: ”Not gonna lie, got a little thang for purple.” Eye color: "Black, Purple, Blue, fuck." Song: ”Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle~♪” Movie: "OBVIOUSLY it's somethin' gangsta' as fuck like Finding Nemo." T.V Show: "Y'ever seen Surviva?" Food: "Fried chitlins, okra, an' greens.." Drink: ”Mothafuckin' berry Kool-Aid.” Video Game: ”I'll destroy a mothafucka at Mario Kart don't fuck with me.” Place: "Kinda miss the old headquartas naut gonna lie." Animal: ”Dam man, y'gon make me pick? Cause I love all mah little guppies.” Ice cream flavor: "Buttered Pecan hell yeah hell yeah fuck yeah."

Have you…

Had sex: “Hell yeah.” ((Lol no. Why are all my girls liars.)) Had sex in public: "Naw homie, that ain't me." Gotten pregnant: "Nope." Kissed a boy: ”HA!” Kissed a girl: ”Y'eh. 8D” ((Not likely?)) Gotten tattoos: "Nah, but I'm thinkin' boat it." Gotten piercings: “Y'eh got like four on mah ear.” ((Whale that's news.)) Smoke or drank: ”Don't smoke. I'll drank yo ass unda a table tho..” Had a broken heart: "Naw” Been in love: ”Nope.” Needed surgery: "Nah." Stayed up for more than 24 hours: “Heeeell yeah.”

Are you…

A virgin: "Didn't y'just ask me dis ship?" A cuddler: ”Eh, that's some ol' baby ship.” A Kisser: ”What kinda pussy ass beach ain't?”

Scared easily: ”Hahaha naw."

Jealous easily: "Pfffffffffff." ((That'd be a yes.))

Trustworthy: “Heeeeeeeell yeah. If ah like ya.” Dominate: "Yeh mayn.” Submissive: "HA!" In love: ”Naw.” Single: "Sup ladies~? 8D." Taken: "Fuckin...” Considered mean: ”How could dis pretty face be mean?”

Random questions.

Have you harmed yourself: “Nah.” Thought of suicide: ”Double nah.” Attempted suicide: ”Tripple nah, man.” Killed someone: ”Heheh.” ((OwO)) Wanted to kill someone: "Anyone who say they ain't is lyin, I'm just tossin' that out there." Who did you kiss last: ”I ain't inta nigga technology.” Last text: “‘Dafuq I just say.’” Drove a car: “Ain't reely a drivin' type a beach.” Have/had a job: “Guess I got one now, dunno what the fuck I'm doin' tho.” Favourite soda/pop: "Grape Fanta mothafucka." Do drugs: "Nah."

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                SELFIE.

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OOSea: Dam, I've been havin' a rough time with pain an' sleepin' the past couple of days. Prolly don't need a hiatus or anyfin, but that's why I haven't gotten to any replies or anyfin yet either. Uh... yeah if I need a hiatus I'll ask for it but in the meantime please just be a little extra patient with the Ky? She's a bit frustrated hershellf cause she has all this muse and just no energy to do any reel writin. DX Naut to mention my sleep schedule is completely outta whack.

*sigh*