hey, i was already robbing this bank!

Paulie • 25 • they

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

[itsmissing]

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[nikkiaart]

The gang goes to New York

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[nowadayz]

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN 2.06 'Requiem'

[stevenrogered]

WILSON BETHEL as BENJAMIN POINDEXTER DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 2x06, "Requiem"

[comment-tube]

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[vyvilha]

saiga antelopes in askania-nova, ukraine

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[beingharsh]

can you fly my white ass to the moon so i can play among the stars

[carseatheadrest]

I wish Carrie & Lowell felt less like a sucessful exercise in generating “Sadness” and more like a collection of songs that the artist cared about writing

[silverjuice]

this is so funny the guy from car seat headrest thinks Carrie & Lowell is disingenuous. next up, Elvis Depressedly on why Elliot Smith was a fraud

[glavilio]

so thank you to hungryroot for sponsoring this video as we deep dive into the obscure origin of a peasent-dish-turned-fast-food phenomenon and make the original honey busterd pickled sea fuck meal. this time on tasting history

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[deepinourengines]

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason