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You can call me T :) — Matthew 17:7 I’m happy to discuss tea (the beverage) or Legend of Zelda/Linked Universe/A Link to the Stars

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I did it again.

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Something deep down inside of me NEEDS Kass to be voiced by Lin-Manuel Miranda if he ever appears in a Zelda show or movie

LIKE YOU CAN HEAR IT!!!

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Guys my favorite part of KPop Demon Hunters was when they used the soul in the Master Sword to seal away the Demon King-

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BAM. Puts Urbosa on a Wheaties box.

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“Goodnight Moon” by Shivaree gives me MAJOR Zelda vibes. Like she’s waiting for the hero to save her but in the meantime…there’s the horrors

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Wars voice headcanons ‘cause my brain can’t decide what he sounds like 😭

• Brandon Rogers

Notable Quotables: “WHO WANTS SOME QUALITY TIME WITH DADDY?!!” “Yeah b****, I’m the f***in chupacadupra and I’m here f*** you all!”

• Jorge Rivera-Herrans

Notable Quotables: “I’m just a man.” “And then I said ‘Next to my wife!’”

• Ryan Reynolds

“Hey do not insult this animal’s autonomy.” *refers to Wolfie* “He could be a hero in disguise and you wouldn’t know it.” “Ha! That’s funny, I can gently tap the fourth wall too…Nintendo.”

• Christian Borle

“It’s sexy but it’s hard! It’s hard to be the captain, baby!” “Isn’t that right Legend? Let’s both fight Legend!”

• Ryan McCartan

“ZELDA! Open the- open the door please! ZELDA OPEN THE DOOR!” “I built a bomb!”

(I know most of these are from musicals but I can’t help myself from being a theater kid 💚)

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Having a meltdown listening to “For Her” from the Great Gatsby on Broadway and thinking about the headcanons that Legend hoards books and studies of wind fish and dreams to try and find Marin again and how he does it all FOR HER

Thinking about how heartbroken Legend is over losing Marin but chasing after the possibility of finding her again 💔💔

Especially the line “Am I chasing a dream?”

LITERAL TEARS. Go listen to this song rn, you’ll know what I mean 😭💔💔💔💔

(Also I headcanon Legend to sound like Jeremy Jordan so there.)

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No, I don’t make Christmas playlists and NO, I don’t listen to Christmas music in my free time during the holidays. I HEAR IT EVERYWHERE. You’ll find me blasting Nirvana on Christmas Eve.

Call me Scrooge cause I’m bah-humbuggin this b****

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Linked Universe but every part of an arc, post from Jojo, or fanfic is labeled like a Friends episode. Observe:

The One where Sky Tries to Outrun the Postman

The One with the Bunny Incident

The One with the Yiga

The One where the Traveler Wears a Wedding Dress

The One where Wind is Turned Into a Cat

The One with the Yiga pt. 2

The One with Magical $tripping (they get stuck on Eventide Island)

The One with Malon

The One with the Unmasked Korok

The One with the Iron Knuckle

The One with Ravio

The One with the Yiga pt. ??

The One with Wars’ Sketchbook

The One where Four Almost 4 v. 1’s Wild

The One where the Captain Hides From Women

The One where the Old Man and Sky Talk Romance

The One with the Cursed Wizzrobe

The One with the Other Cursed Wizzrobe

The One where Wind Accidentally Makes Time Have an Existential Crisis

The One where the Rancher Solos Dink

The One with the Block Puzzle

The One with Badassery

The One with the Skull Kids

The One with Wild’s Therapy Session

The One with More Badassery

The One with the Masks

The One with Ron Swanson

The One with Time as a Massage Therapist

The One with Inception (willow bark and chamomile- IT’S SO GOOD)

The One with the Shield-Eating Blob

The One with the Bet

The One with the Gaslighting Champion

I could go on 😂

Feel free to comment/reblog with more ideas

Edit: added (adding) more & I finally added hyperlinks (don't ask me how long it took 😭)

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I would like the abyss to know that whenever someone mentions my height (I’m 4’11”) I send this image of Four:

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Finna escape college in four years only to say “the real aesthetics were the existential crises we made along the way” 💅✨💻🥀🕯️📖

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Anyone else get annoyed when you have to take a whole hour after school/work to answer your DM’s, texts, emails, notifications, etc?

Like bruh, my effort has already been drained by the responsibilities of my adulthood, and yet I still have to give 100%.

I am a tree uprooted and still, life thrives from my decay.

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Warriors is literally the Deadpool of the Chain, like he would SO break the fourth wall and leave everyone confused as hell

I can totally see him having Deadpool’s habits with all his dramatic flair

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I like being in love but I also like being able to relate to the sarcastic comments of singles on every romantic post I see

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Mordevali….I was really bored.