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Odysseus: Not knowing when to shut up. Yep, that's my thing.

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Hermes: I like to enter a room with the energy of a cat. "Is there anything I can fuck up or eat in here? Nah? Well, anyway, you're lucky to have me

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*Baby Telemachus starts crying in the night*

Penelope, sleepy: Your turn

Odysseus: Okay

Odysseus: *starts crying*

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Odysseus: Can someone please be proud of me like, fuck, I'm trying

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Eurylochus: Ody, you seem thoughtful. That concerns me

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Telemachus, crying while on his knees after making a bowl of popcorn without any unpopped kernels: This is it. I've peaked. This is the proudest moment of my life. Nothing shall ever compare

Odysseus, choking on 23 unpopped kernels: Mhm : )

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Odysseus: Before anybody asks, YES, I did ruin everything with my hubris

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Hermes: If you can't find store-bought drama, homemade will do just as well!

Hermes: *tells Athena that Ares is planning a prank on her, and Apollo is helping him with it*

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Odysseus: What doesn’t kill me makes me REAL cocky about the next thing that tries that shit

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Odysseus: I don't even care about my foot hanging off my bed anymore. Come get me demons. Bring me home

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Odysseus: Don't fix the dark circles under your eyes. Let the world know you're tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

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Hermes: Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people

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EPIC: The Musical characters on The Sims 4 PT.5 (BONUS)

Even though he wasn't in the Musical, I wanted to include Dionysus

Panigýri - Festivity

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EPIC: The Musical characters on The Sims 4 PT.4

Some of the characters from EPIC that I made on TS4 between late last year and today. No custom content, as I made them on the PS4

(There are 2 Hermes designs because I ended up remaking him, but wanted to include the old design. There are actually 3 versions of him on my profile, but I'm not keen on the first one, so I didn't include it here)

Ziliáris - Jealous

Anagápitos - Unloved

Enágon - Suitor

Angeliafóros - Messenger