almost home
roma★
sheepfilms
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane
noise dept.
occasionally subtle
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
DEAR READER
Origami Around
YOU ARE THE REASON
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todays bird
oozey mess
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
JBB: An Artblog!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
@theartofmadeline
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@totallycorrectbondquotes
Q: There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Bond: All I wanted to know was when your birthday is.
Moneypenny: Oh, you've been having a bad week? Did you die?
Bond: ...You almost murdered me.
Moneypenny: But did you DIE?
How come when I wanna do fun stuff that’ll kill me, you’re against it?
Bond, to just about everyone at MI6
Moneypenny: I am a MI6 Agent, and I will meet my end with pride.
Bond: I'm gonna meet mine with kicking and screaming.
Moneypenny: Agent 007
Q: James! Come in.
Moneypenny: "James?" Uh, his first name is "Agent."
"Oh Moneypenny, you’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault. You’ve never had to compensate for anything."
Bond, probably
If nobody comes from the future to stop me, how bad of a decision can it be?
Q, most likely
Let my team handle this, we’re trained professionals. Well, we’re semi-trained quasi-professionals, at any rate.
M, probably
M: And the ugly duckling had grown into a beautiful swan. So you see, children, there is hope for anyone.
Bond: Even me?
M: No.
Bond: Since certain people around here may not see how brilliant my plan is, they're gonna need to be...
Q: Convinced?
Bond: I'm sorry, did you say "incapacitated"?
PSA
So guys I’m back from my impromptu hiatus. I swear it wasn’t planned it just happened and work got away from me and all that fun happy bullshit.
But I am back now, setting up the queue for the next week or so. So expect a new quote at 9pm tonight!
[On the radio]
Q: Bond, please do not blow up any building.
[BOOM!]
Bond: What did you say?
Q: [Facepalm]
Q: Bond, get on the train.
Bond: I’m already on the train. You can’t fool me again with the same trick, cute.
Q: Damn it.
Bond: Q, will you marry me?
Q: [Gasps of surprise]
Whole MI6: [Roll eyes] Finally!
Bond: I have feelings for you.
Q: I have feelings for you!
Moneypenny: The feeling was friendship, but neither had ever experienced it.
We don't need guns. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let's fry these bitches.
Q, probably
M: Son-
Bond: Don’t call me son.