EUROTRASHED

all the sexiest europop - just for YOU other microblogs eurovisiontime.tumblr.com (somewhat related) putintoday.tumblr.com (not as related)

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Dude. what is the name of that squeeky ass horn instrument. serbian? in all the catchy really gay music videos u use to wake your friends up with?

texts I get from friends about chalga

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merry belated azis-mas!

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Oh hey look, it’s Krum and Debora and Kristiana, Bulgaria’s favourite overamorous threesome.

Their only crime was loving too much.

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reblogging myself because HOW DID I MISS THE CAMEO FROM MIRO

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Baccara seving up 70s Spanish realness

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you can't not expect me to reblog a gifset from Hop and then proceed to rewatch the music video a couple dozen times in the twenty-four hours which follow

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a Bulgarian cover of a Sakis Rouvas single, re-titled Orgasm? YES PLEASE

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this is not a Eurovision blog (I've already got one of those!), but I still would like to pay tribute to eurotrashiest of all the entries this year.

Bulgaria, you never cease to impress! truly an exemplar for us all

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the dormant microblog rises again, revived by ME SOMEHOW MISSING A NEW OFFICIAL MILAN STANKOVIC MUSIC VIDEO (??!!)

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Where are you from?

Canada! fully half-Balkan, though (as my incoherent hyphenated last name - were you to see it - could attest to)

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ASSES

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(not really)

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if you've already fallen for the charms of Bulgarian man-vixen Miro, please proceed to the next level of intensity: his old band, KariZma!

the sex, it drips.

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what

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Miro, again, because he is my favourite Bulgarian sex god. and here is a music video wherein he has cloned himself into A THOUSAND COMMUNIST BULGARIAN SEX GODS

(be sure to stick around to the end, when he karate-kicks a giant Hitler in the face)

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okay wait up, no one told me there was an English remix of Eurovision 2010's least appreciated masterpiece anyway it's a music video chronicling the highs and lows of an attractive young persons' menage-a-trois, and needless to say I got very emotionally involved

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ROUVAS RETRO THURSDAYS

Αφήστε Την (1996)

ghost-Sakis and his nipples will haunt every surface of your home. your walls. your mirrors. your floors. your windows. your bed.

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(real time facts: -it is snowing like a mo'fo right now -I'm going to a realtime Quebecois sugar shack this afternoon, for kicks -I'm wearing my absolute most comfy sweater ever q.e.d. TIME FOR SOME BONEY M)