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ultrakillblast

THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991)

ultrakillblast

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (1986)

classicdavinci

Bolesław Czedekowski (1885-1969), "In front of the mirror"

eroticasensualis

spiderbitesandvampirevenom

"i support femboys" well i dont. find another way to describe your identity that isn't rooted in transmisogynistic 4chan slang. or kill yourself.

spiderbitesandvampirevenom

this goes double for transmascs individuals btw

3000s

cumming in your underwear for no reason is gonna be huge in 2025 you can quote me on that #trends

3000s

you can quote me on that

3000s

tell everyone you know

girlnephew

arbuscule

You know what. Maybe i DO want someone to call me mommy when i fuck them

goldie-sun-deactivated20260413

women with body hair please know you are so hot you are so hot you are so hot you are so hot

punkrock-bottom

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

milf--adjacent

straightboyfriend

if you can’t eat hairy pussy ur a coward & that’s on u

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Redditors when your hair is not pin straight:

First you need to get a "Sopping" cream to sop your hair. Then after you sop your hair you must rinse it and Plop your hair. Once your hair has been plopped you have to get a "Stinking" cream, its 30$. Once you've plopped and stinked your hair now you need to to the "zooshka" method of drying your hair. Then once you zooshed, plopped, stinked, and slopped your hair, you need to brush it out. Then it will look like a middle aged woman going to a PTA meeting. Hope this has helped

1greenteasupernova

As many posts you see talking about the problems trans women face, never forget that it has been worth it. Every trans women i’ve talked to has said they wouldnt reverse their decision to start hormones or get surgery or whatever. Its worth it. I feel so much better about myself generally. I didnt think tjat would happen. You expect nothing to change. You expect to keep being the same depressed boy with no light. But genuinely hrt has added a brilliance to my life i never thought possible. I used to think it would be the same bleak shit. But it isnt. Everything is in color now. Just dont die wondering, ok?