I'm literally living the dream.

Gwen | Wife | Fur-mom | Teacher | Red Sox & Bruins | Lucky lucky lucky

[gaylaxyofstars]

[cosmicyall]

i love how it says “A roomba” suggesting that it isn’t even her roomba

[bob-belcher]

#when someone tries to make plans with me

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

‘comedy has to be offensive to be funny’

in 1999 homer j simpson wanted to be more respected so he changed his name to ‘max power’ after seeing it as a setting on a hairdryer. he went on to become almost-famous. 18 years later, just seeing the words ‘max power’ on my own hairdyer makes me laugh

maybe you just need to write better jokes rather than resorting to shock humour

[grace--upon--grace]

[lokivonkrusenbusch]

And my sisters dog Lexa…

[southerngent1227-deactivated201]

[archiecomics]

That’s not half.

[jelloapocalypse]

My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just wondering how the fuck that was going to turn into half a pizza.

[tentacleteapot]

“Archie-” “Jughead, shut up. I wanna see where he’s going with this.”

[just-a-little-dog-deactivated20]

*me, leaving a party* sorry fellas, gotta get back home to the ol’ ball and chain

*back home*

[donnajosh]

CJ swears that on the equinox, which is today, you can stand an egg on end.

[sacred-portal]

[wayneradiotv]

the mud men arrive. hello mud men

[rainbowbarnacle]

merry christmas mud men

[jumpingjacktrash]

sloosh

[henryofwales]

[iwhobendthetallgrasses]

my only star wars commentary is that i want adam driver to know he’s doing a good job. you’re a very good tall goth space man adam you’re doing great

[swedit]

We miss you, Princess.

[tothesoundofyourvoice]

@Teachers of Tumblr

Plz send advice my way? I’m a first year teacher teaching fourth or fifth grade and my mind is a jumble. What are things I should prioritize or focus on as I start planning for the year? Where should I start?

[harryandcarrison]

(x)/(x)

[hashtagloveloses]

in this house, we love and respect obi-wan kenobi

[diet-poison]

I’ve been laughing at this all evening