mako mori

jess, 29, north of ireland, i am very confused about a lot of things and i would say i am trying very hard but that would be a lie

[an-ruraiocht]

how it feels to be online these days

[flutterbvnny]

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

[streetkit]

girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

[postoctobrist]

YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

[busty-shackleford]

[kuroshika]

no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.

[bivampir]

must representation be “good”? is it not enough to watch two men destroy each other's lives

[selfconfessedfangirl]

no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched

[hanniballecterscock]

Will Graham had so much rizz that two serial killers killed for him during his trial just to set him free. One of them put him in there but missed him so much that he decided to kill the judge, and the other who barely knew him killed the bailiff to exonerate him. Even after finding out Will isn't the ripper he was still willing to kill for him.

AND this is how they both looked at him:

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[emeships]

met a new kinda guy on twitter today

[touch-the-bodt]

there is something in the air the past few months when it comes to men??

this man broke up with me to work on himself ('i want to fix my teeth' he says. His teeth.)

told me that I needed to grow a set and that it was sad that I would have done anything for him

THEN 'i only said that cos I was hungover and emotional'

AND THEN A MONTH LATER I FIND OUT HE WAS ALSO CHEATING ON ME AND WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ALL HE HAD TO SAY WAS 'how did u find out cos I didn't tell anyone'

I think I may burn his house down

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

OP Change your FUCKING URL

[mtndewpitchblack]

i feel like we should stop making jokes about sex. not because im a prude- i DO fuck, frequently- but because at this point there's only so many times you can say penis before it just goes in one ear and out the other

[mtndewpitchblack]

haha lol

[illshowuheaven-deactivated20231]

Hardest drug is the weight of God’s indifference

[doubleca5t]

I mean on the one hand, yes, shipping spongebob characters is certifiably absurd and people who do it do not deserve rights but on the OTHER hand if you took Spongebob and Squidward's personalities and dropped them into, say, a pair of anime girls from a gacha game or two white guys from a teen drama everyone would be like "oh of COURSE this is a big ship"

[doubleca5t]

glad to see everyone reading this post is just as upset as I was when I thought of it

[pointnclick]

does anyone else remember grass. the warmth of the sun

[pointnclick]

winter makes me feel like the guys at the of the lotr. do you remember the taste of strawberries mr. frodo

[sweatermuppet]

devotion that corrupts is my favorite btw there's nothing wrong with it ever & it should be encouraged