don’t ever watch movies with me
Claire Keane
noise dept.

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Jules of Nature
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Noah Kahan
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
The Stonewall Inn
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap

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@touchm3withthesloth
don’t ever watch movies with me
If you lose your left arm, your right arm will be left
how the fuck am i supposed to believe this is a real animal
follow for more of whatever the hell this is
/r/dragonsfuckingcars should have been called /r/dragonsshagginwagons
Scooby-Doo taught us that there are no monsters, all of the bad guys are just people.
SMH y’all didn’t watch enough of it obviously or you weren’t paying attention. Because there were several times that you saw actual monsters including werewolves, mummies, ghosts, and the lochness monster.
YEAH UGH GET YOUR SCOOBY DOO LORE RIGHT SMH TBH
SCOOBY DOO IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
When your whole squad backs you up in a fight but you music af.
Thanks for 1,000 notes guys 💕
i’m just mad that they were able to hide 2 whole people + trombones behind one person that’s amazing
professor on the first day of class: *says the fuck word* all the freshmen in the room: :O
“The fuck word”
Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.
Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ????????? How??????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.
Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious
Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working
Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT
Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.
Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets
Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it
ANONYMOUSLY MAKE ME BLUSH
Go ahead. Do your worst.
this is either gonna be a terrible decision on my part or nothing’s gonna happen haha
I’ll only post the successful ones.
Am I even gonna get any???
A unicorn should really be called a unihorn.
Conservatives insist race has nothing to do with their worldview … but sometimes the truth slips out.
THE BEAST IS UPON ME
hey could u pls turn off tha lights on ur way out thank u