Im Just A Snail

i feel like a leech to everyone around me

[franceskar]

[jasmine-devine]

my picture !!!

[horrifying]

[dangered]

[important-shit-masterlist]

[pleatedjeans]

[tidesretreat-deactivated2016031]

BABY

[jamm3d]

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

[tmobileofficial-deactivated2014]

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

[cassierolee]

So fuckin adorable

[folieadeuxover]

why i can't take Ravenclaws seriously

in Shakespearean english, a euphemism for a guys you-know-what was “wit”. so, “the length of a man’s wit” is actually a clever euphemism for talking about how ‘manly’ a guy was/ how big his dick was.

…brings a whole new meaning to “wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure”

[nargles-of-ni]

Ok but having a motto that sounds very stuffy but is actually just a dick joke is like the Most Ravenclaw Thing Ever.

[blazepress]

Family gathering.

[spiroandthelacktones]

MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE

[mercenaryflower-deactivated2024]

Aunt Carol is fucking ripped.

reblog if you love aunt carol

[derpiana]

[quorrat-deactivated20141105]

[murdercoeur]

♡

[iamtiim-deactivated20160809]

I’m amazed of how insignificant we actually are

[1995june]

[carlsaganrocks]

[omg-relatable]

[tomhiddletson]

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

[40screamingfrogs]

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

[slightart]