Toxic Advice

Join Ron and Megan as they talk shit, drink wine, and give you cynical, brutally honest advice.

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HELLO, WE'RE BACK! Episode 13 is up and running!This week we talk about sex robots, insecurities with plus sized fashion, being recognized as a webcam performer, and what to do when your partner is a little too proud of an inappropriate nickname. 

Keep asking us questions! toxicadvicepodcast.tumblr.com is anonymous and you don't need an account to ask! OR [email protected] !!

Also follow us on Facebook (Toxic Advice Podcast) and Twitter (@ToxicAdvice) !

We can't keep this wine train chuggin along without our listener cooperation. That means you!! Specifically you!! 

Thank you so much to everyone for listening and asking us questions. C U Next Tuesday, folks!

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Hello lovelies, and welcome to Episode 12! Brought to you by Vaporwave music, who knew it existed?

Get ready because this episode is a roller coaster of emotions, We laugh, we cry, we scream, we vape and the world is still goin’ ‘round. In this episode we answer your questions about conspiracy theories, what to do when your roomie sucks at making vaporwave music, MEGAN AND RON FIGHT about relationships and romance issues, and lastly about furries and accepting that lifestyle. As always we had our laughs, and instead of candy in our mouths, this time there’s pizza… the entire… episode.

**Just to make sure you all know and just in case, we learned about vaporwave and sampled it from a youtube video called MacIntosh 420, found here -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE***

Keep asking us questions at: toxicadvicepodcast.tumblr.com [email protected] Thanks to everyone who’s submitted or given us feedback so far!! We can’t do it without y'all

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Happy Toxic Tuesday everyone! This week we answer your questions about dating after a long term relationship, online dating, getting rid of shitty friends, how we define cheating, and bath time, We also get some "sexy" fan mail (that's how we're choosing to interpret it, anyway)!

Keep asking us questions at: toxicadvicepodcast.tumblr.com [email protected]

Thanks to everyone who's submitted or given us feedback so far!! We can't do it without y'all <3

Don't forget to follow us on Facebook (Toxic Advice Podcast) and now, Twitter! @ToxicAdvice !

C U Next Tuesday!

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Happy Toxic... Wednesday?! Whatever, EPISODE 10!!!! IT'S B-DAY YA'LL.(It's kind of a big deal.)

This week we were a little behind due to Labor Day festivities, but don't worry, we haven't gone anywhere! It's episode 10, and it's about time. Not to mention, IT' B-DAY, BEYDAY, Beyonce's birthday, #blesst. Listen to us talk about Santa Claus, thanking Beyonce for being born, giving ASMR a shot, cheating (again), what to do when you want to change your major, how to deal with in-laws, and last but not least - FOOD.

Keep asking us your questions and telling us your problems. Don't even stop there. Tell us all your friends problems too, let us tell them what you wish you could. Maybe your mom/hot dad/grandma/dog wants some advice. You never know. Hit us up! Share us with your pals!! As always, you can contact us at: toxicadvicepodcast.tumblr.com (anonymous! you don't need an account!) [email protected]

We can't do this without YOU! Yes, you specifically.

And talk to us about this episode or anything else on our Facebook page! Look up Toxic Advice Podcast or just follow this link: www.facebook.com/ToxicAdvicePodcast/ Invite everyone ya know, lead them to the light. (And make sure you rate us on our ASMR skills too, thanks to Werther's Original candies.)

Thanks for listening, and we'll C U Next Tuesday!!!!

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Hello freaks! We're on episode 9 already, wow!

This week we follow up our cultural appropriation topic with a question about Halloween costumes, how to deal with depression, what to do in a controlling car situation, and plenty of random conversation we weren't prepared for! (Did we black out or something?) We also bring back the ~rapid fire~ question round!

Keep asking us your questions and telling us your problems. Don't even stop there. Tell us all your friends problems too, let us tell them what you wish you could. Maybe your mom/hot dad/grandma/dog wants some advice. You never know. Hit us up! Share us with your pals!! As always, you can contact us at: toxicadvicepodcast.tumblr.com (anonymous! you don't need an account!) [email protected]

(ALSO - In this episode take the poll and rate Michael's outfit 1-10 on our Facebook page!) And talk to us about this episode or anything else! Look up Toxic Advice Podcast or just follow this link: www.facebook.com/ToxicAdvicePodcast/ Invite everyone ya know, bless them.

Thanks for listening friends!

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Hi babes, we’re back to our regularly scheduled programming!

This week we talk about white dreads and cultural appropriation in America, starting a new life in order to be with someone, how to deal with people pushing you to get married and have kids, and (not) sleeping with you exes. We also do a ~rapid fire~ question round! *Also, I think Megan says "segregation" during this episode when she means "desegregation." Whoops!

Keep asking us your questions and telling us your problems. Don’t even stop there. Tell us all your friends problems too, let us tell them what you wish you could. Maybe your mom/hot dad/grandma/dog wants some advice. You never know. Hit us up! Share us with your pals!! As always, you can contact us at: toxicadvicepodcast.tumblr.com (anonymous! you don’t need an account!) [email protected]

And talk to us about this episode or anything else on our Facebook page! Look up Toxic Advice Podcast or just follow this link: https://www.facebook.com/ToxicAdvicePodcast/ Invite everyone ya know, bless them.

Thanks for listening, ya freaks!!

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It's a live episode, y'all! We didn't have time to sit down and actually record this weekend, so we did a mini episode in the middle of a party. It's a weird one. The sound quality is awful (sorry) and Ron's sober. Fortunately Megan was apparently drunk enough to make up for the both of us. 

Anyway, this week we just picked two questions. We talk about whether your pet can fat shame you, and have a listener who's sleeping with his teacher who wants to know whether or not he should involve his wife. Good stuff. 

Thank you for listening! Keep asking us questions at toxicadvicepodcast.tumblr.com and [email protected] !

And follow us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/ToxicAdvicePodcast/

BYEEEEE

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Episode six is here!! Happy Toxic Tuesday!

On this episode we talk about offensive nicknames, having to choose between love and butt stuff, when racist jokes are funny (spoiler, they arent), and making the decision to enter the adult industry… with a very special kind of hot dog!

Also, we finally made a Facebook group! Look up Toxic Advice Podcast!

Thanks for listening! Keep asking us questions here, or at [email protected] .

BYEEEE

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It’s Toxic Tuesday!

On this episode we give advice about crushing on roommates and podcasters, rekindling lost friendships, running a secret porn blog, AND how to handle your mom walking in on you watching porn (we like to think it was porn from the previous question submitter)!

Keep asking us your questions at toxicadvicepodcast.tumblr.com or [email protected]

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Happy Toxic Tuesday! Episode 4 (or 3, according to Megan) is up!

We do want to hit you with a CONTENT WARNING, because in this episode we discuss sexual assault, alcoholism, and suicide.

We also talk about what to do when your friend is with a repeat cheater, what to do if you think your partner isn’t attracted to you sexually, and toxic masculinity.

Also, big thank you to Ivan for reading our questions this week!

If you or a loved one are having issues involving sexual assault or alcoholism, there are resources available 24/7! Here are just a few:

National Sexual Assault Hotline: [phone]

Alcoholics Anonymous Hotline: [phone]

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: [phone]

Or follow this link for other helpful numbers: https://victimsofcrime.org/help-for-crime-victims/national-hotlines-and-helpful-links

Thanks for listening babies! C U Next Tuesday!

Listen to Ep. 4: Destroy The Patriarchy by Toxic Advice #np on #SoundCloud

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Episode 3 is up, kids! This week we talk about depression (and Nick Cage), infidelity in the workplace, shitty people you’re forced to hang out with, why you’re an asshole if you steal, and having a shitty job. 

Keep telling us about what’s going on with you! Tell us about your friends’ dumbass problems you’re tired of hearing about, tell us about your own crazy problems (or your not crazy problems, please, we’re getting scared for humanity). Whatever. Spill it!! Ask us anonymously here, or email us at [email protected] !!

C U Next Tuesday!! :*

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Episode 2 is coming at you! Thank you to everyone who has sent in questions so we could make another episode! We are having so much fun and we hope you guys are having just as much fun listening! 

On this episode we talk about crushing on your friends, micropenises, farts, more dads, AND MUUUURDEEEER.

Don’t forget to check out Fine China Comedy on Facebook, YouTube, and Instagram! 

Keep the questions coming! Hit us up here or at [email protected]

 <3 Megan and Ron

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Can we talk about the podcast art Ivan Juarez and Rebecca Price made for us? I’m actually obsessed with it, this is so awesome. We’ve never looked better. 

Follow Ivan’s perfect angelic self on his instagram and check out Rebecca’s website, www.rebeccaprice.me , where you can check out all of her fantastic work!!

Thank you guys!!!

Also don’t forget, our new episode will be up this Tuesday! Thank you to everyone who has submitted questions so far, we are honestly overwhelmed. But in the best way!! Please keep ‘em coming, we love you, crazy bitches. :*

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Our first episode is up!!! We’re so excited! Welcome to Toxic Advice, yall~ Keep them questions coming.

Thanks for listening to our shrill lil voices! <3 Megan and Ron

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HEY Y'ALL I'm super stoked, we're gonna be recording the first episode this Friday and releasing it on Tuesday! Keep telling us what's grindin' your gears. We've got some really interesting questions so far and I'm SO EXCITED to answer them this weekend. OKBYE 💕 Megan