Carpe culum

Pauline // 9th seat // a sensitive human bean

[anastasiatasou]

[realmymelody]

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

[punkbread]

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

[sensitiveaangel]

what i lack in personality i make up for in

nothing

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

[pleatedjeans]

[ashleylalielle]

Patiently waiting.

[manafromheaven]

hiS LITTLE HANDS CLASPED PATIENTLY

[byjove]

you’ve heard of: getting emotionally attached to your roomba

now get ready for: genuinely mourning the mars rover like a deceased loved one  

[byjove]

SHE SERVED MANKIND FOR SO MANY YEARS AND NOW SHE’S JUST LAYING UP THERE COLD AND ALONE UNDER A COVER OF DUST TAKEN FROM US BY A SPACE STORM AND SHE WILL NOT BE GIVEN A PROPER RESTING PLACE UNTIL HUMANS REACH MARS AND RETRIEVE HER 

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[iraffiruse]

[gloryychildren]

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

[pixiedust-paycheck]

MY FAVORITE PHOTOSET IS BACK

[weirdbuzzfeed]

unmute it

[buzzfeed]

i keep thinking i’ll never be surprised by you, and yet here we are.

[queenentina-deactivated20180121]

my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming

[marniethedog]

took the train 2day

[hermionejg-deactivated20200701]

I don’t know what I even just watched but it really prepared me for the day.

[kingstupid]

always

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

things to take * a nap * it easy * care

[tinsnip]

* on me

[brinnanza]

* me on

[love-personal]

[2headedsnake]

[anuspatrol]

i walk a lonely road

[sadunit]

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking