:)

[flagellant]

"Are you a boy or a girl?" I'm a punchline.

[flagellant]

My pronouns are he/he/he/he/he.

[blondeaufond]

Visit Original Link

This is the best thing i’ve ever heard, (This had 200,000 notes and then tumblr deleted it.

[shasta-brah]

Holy shit

[04newby]

This is the greatest thing ever. I’m crying

[ginger-snap420-deactivated20140]

ITS BACK YOU GUYS

[righf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioQ6jgszKk

Songs Sampled: My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade - 0:00 Green Day - Good Riddance - 0:12 Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies - 0:24 blink-182 - What’s My Age Again? - 0:34 Jimmy Eat World - The Middle - 0:46 We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet - 0:46 Third Eye Blind - Graduate - 0:56 All Time Low - Weightless - 0:58 All Time Low - Dear Maria Count Me In - 1:07 Switchfoot - Meant to Live - 1:18 Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 1:07 My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - 1:29 Boys Like Girls - Thunder - 1:40 30 Seconds to Mars - Kings and Queens - 1:50 Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue - 1:59 Relient K - Be My Escape - 2:00 Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance - 2:03 Simple Plan - I’d Do Anything - 2:14 Paramore - Misery Business - 2:15 Rise Against - Savior - 2:25 Sum 41 - Fat Lip - 2:33 My Chemical Romance - Teenagers - 2:34 Fountains of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom - 2:43 All American Rejects - Gives You Hell - 2:51  blink-182 - Feeling This - 2:53 Lit - My Own Worst Enemy - 3:08 Sum 41 - In Too Deep - 3:09 The Cab - One of THOSE Nights - 3:37 Relient K - High of 75 - 3:37 blink-182 - I Miss You - 3:37 Paramore - That’s What You Get - 3:48 AFI - Miss Murder - 4:03 Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem - 4:04 Cute Is What We Aim For - Curse of Curves - 4:18 30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge - 4:30 A Day to Remember - All I Want - 4:45 Mayday Parade - Jamie All Over - 4:57 Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - 4:57 Cartel - Say Anything (Else) - 5:22 Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure - 5:37 Rise Against - Audience of One - 5:47 Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 5:48 Download: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/usx1p…

[popunksicle-deactivated20160616]

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCH TO WHOMEVER DID THIS

[openyourbite]

It’s back

[radd00d]

damn

[idrathergoforgirls]

IM SO EMO

[mrrrrps-deactivated20201225]

Visit Original Link

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

[shadowcat]

THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

[jollyperfectionkitten-8e36536f]

Someone: How was your day

Me: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[dreamlogic]

RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

[atlaspatlas-deactivated20201003]

Do you mind drawing Soul Punk Patrick and 16 Candles Pete?

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

How does Hayley have a selfie with every band member on the planet: an essay by me

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

[disastrousqueer]

i need that

[feralpussylover]

My url is pretty vanilla I doubt something will happen even

[feralpussylover]

Woah thanks anon!!💞❤👀

[anonymously-not-deactivated2021]

I don’t even think that’ll happen to me in the next 9000 years

[kaz3313]

Hope it happens, but my url is just a nickname

Edit- I love the one I got :>

[hetalia-text-messages]

Go on.

[dissonant-aria]

Hit me.

[asmund-scion-of-ice]

[justtryingtobemee]

Yessssss pleaseeeee

[textsfromsoumako]

Let’s dance.

[cynicallyneutral]

HECK I GOT ONE THIS IS UNREAL

[artorbust-deactivated20211111]

OHMYGOD H O W

[tapdancingaway]

I hope

[pastelvirgil]

it actually happened holy shit

[pidginyapping]

hm my url’s kind of odd i dunno abt this

[vampir3-mon3y]

Y’all-

[raccoontime]

🅱️lease

[holylightwolf-deactivated202103]

My name is perfect for this. Hit me with your best shot.

[allycattiny]

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!

[the-foxy-dreamer]

This ought to be good

[exerian-deactivated20181214]

I dare you.

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

I want this.

[awhovian4]

I want it too

[distractedsapphic]

Please

[the-incredible-spiderling-blog]

I kinda want this but i think I’ll cry at the story I might get

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

[ampervadasz]

[skypig357]

Get your ass on the dance floor

[runwithskizzers]

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

[em-be-lievable]

The city looks so pretty.

Do you wanna burn it with me?

It ya boi Virge! The Great Pestilence!

A lil more about him under the cut! 

(TW: Death, American Government conspiracies, Disease, Hospitals)

The Four Horsemen

Pestilence (here)

Famine and War part 1

Famine and War part 2

Death

Keep reading

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[juniemunie]

Holy crap its the actual one

[feministism]

[chaneladdict]

[tranquilfob]

K

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[tranquilfob]

Happy ides y’all

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[the-kryomancer]

PLEASE WATCH “areusupercereal” BECAUSE HE MAKES TONS OF THESE VIDEOS WITH HIS ROOMMATES AND THEYRE HILARIOUS