No Longer an Art Student

Sam, 24, she/her

[jenderenvy985]

[modernbaseball]

John Brosio - Closing the Deal (2012)

[only-tiktoks]

[fiollaigean]

That withering stare. the fucking disdain

[tomshivbaby]

[vu1pes]

PERCEPTION - The second earbud doubles the amount of sound in your ears, but the cacophony is so much more. A horrible choir of terrified screams and flatulence surrounds you, cutting you off from the world, drowning out your very thoughts.

COMPOSURE [Godly: Failure] - No, no! It's too much. Tears begin to fill your eyes...

KIM KITSURAGI - "Detective? I still need you to spot me before I can take the weight off the rack."

[sapropel]

"Get a hobby" smoking weed and chilling literally is a hobby

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

best jerma jokes are the ones where he has his webcam on and has text overlay and he’s pretending to do something

[cat-eg]

[emilius]

[cat-eg]

[lavorre69]

[echoweil]

[pe4chpuree]

[slimespits]

[cat-eg]

[rockoutbreak]

[cat-eg]

[cat-eg]

[cat-eg]

[cat-eg]

[cat-eg]

[speedlimit15]

very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…

[jones-friend]

[mychlapci]

wow. finally, ive finished filling the house with chintz! i really hope my husband likes- oh. uh

[brainbugz]

[cop-disliker69]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

[unalivejournal]

i hate how i havent been alive for an inconceivable majority of humanity’s existence. i want to see

[marisatomay]

trump self reported his hair color as strawberry blond....

god it’s so unfortunate that he’s absolutely hysterical

[polkadotmotmot]

Ben Lewis Giles - Fish, ca. 2018

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[falseficus]

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

[falseficus]

cruelty

[vietnyamese]

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

[powerburial]

I’m soooo hungry for dinner but I just can’t stop sitting in my favorite chair

[kata4a]