i would do it again

[trans-encore]

x 24yo

x he/him

x polish

x aftg sideblog @triplefangs

[snoomfies]

snoopy stamps!

[chimaeraundying]

first name PLACE last name HOLDER / parents didn't NAME ME till I got OLDER

[raylangivins]

[aevris]

the sex bot strategy is evolving: tempting innocent tumblr users with public transit

[c-53]

imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

[c-53]

[c-53]

Really enjoying the bathroom knight rp

[halfpint-harlequin]

Incredible Stuff. Based.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

Keep reading

[chizhik-pyzhik]

my people will vagueblog your people

[riverlarking]

posting spotify links and thinking to myself it's a shame that nobody will click on this because it's the greatest song ever recorded. but i don't click on anybody else's spotify links either. my glass house

[kochamregionalizmy]

nie interesuj się bo kociej mordy dostaniesz -> curiosity killed the cat

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

[eonblueinmay]

Watching the process of this absolutely stunning painting makes it even more beautiful.

The artist is Sydney Swisher

[luckism]

A Franciscan monk taking a break from tending to the fields to pet a cat (2004)

Captured by photographer Steve McCurry at the Sanctuary of Santa Maria della Foresta in Rieti, Italy.

[gr8writingtips]

do you have the courage to write a terrible first draft?

[balaclava-trismegistus]

When I was doing mandatory service for the Brazilian military, there was this punishment for saying jargon wrong. Basically the informal Portuguese word for gun cartridge is "bala" (it's related to Latin belli and so and such) and the brass fucking hated you if you called it that since they much preferred you calling it a "cartucho" which is the jargon for cartridge (case, propellant, projectile, and primer). It just so happens that a word in Portuguese for "candy" is also "bala" (completely different etymology btw) and if you called any cartridge a "bala" at any point, one of the sargents would put a massive fucking rifle casing and bullet in your mouth and order you to suck it like a caramel candy for the entire day. Anyway, my platoon referenced that a lot when we sucked each other off. Good way to keep up morale that was, I even still have some of their phone numbers.

life could be so beautiful

[meatdiaz]

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

[jbt7493]

(guy reading through slanderous propaganda from political rivals) whats so inspirational is that every great leader and emperor in history was gay