Wanda: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Y/n, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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@transcendingawkwardness
Wanda: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Y/n, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Y/n: You love me right?
Wanda: Yes, of course.
Y/n: What if I did something bad? Like, really bad?
Wanda: What did you do?
Y/n: Are you sure you'd still love me?
Wanda: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Natasha, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Y/n, pulling out an uno card: 4+
Yelena, throwing down a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Wanda, on the verge of tears: What the fuck are we playing?!
Wanda: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Y/n: Thank you
Wanda: I didn't say that was a good thing
Y/n: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Wanda: I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me?
Y/n: I'm the best thing that ever happened to you?
Wanda: Yes.
Y/n:
Y/n: Now I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
Y/n: Kiss me.
Natasha: Sorry, Y/n, I'm not into that.
Clint, from the other room: Yes, you are.
Natasha: Shut up.
@transcendingawkwardness, do you know how cool this looks?
it's camouflaged??!!
hahahaha thank you!! that was the idea lol
Wanda: *crying silently*
Natasha: What happened to her?
Y/n: She stepped on a ladybug and now she's so heartbroken she's cradling it's dead body.
Y/n: I didn't have the heart to tell her it was a red m&m.
Y/n: If you all excuse me, I'm gonna be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Natasha: It's because Wanda said 'I love you' and you said 'thanks' isn't it?
Y/n:
Y/n: The reasons are personal.
Wanda: I'm a piece of garbage.
Y/n: As someone who cares deeply about the environment I'mm obligated to pick you up. Is 7pm okay?
Wanda, blushing fiercely:
Natasha, whispering to Y/n, who’s on the phone with Wanda: Ask her something!
Y/n: How are you feeling?
Wanda: Fine.
Natasha: Something personal!
Y/n: At what age did you first get your period?
Natasha:
Wanda:
Y/n: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Natasha: You know, I'm really not a jewelry person.
Y/n: You don't have to wear it-
Natasha: No, I'm gonna wear it forever back off.
Y/n: Change is inedible.
Wanda: Don't you mean inevitable?
Y/n, spitting out coins: No.
Wanda: The stars are so beautiful...
Y/n: They're just giant balls of gas.
Wanda: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Y/n: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Wanda: Oh...
Natasha: That's ridiculous, Y/n doesn't have a crush on me.
Yelena: Yes they do.
Wanda: Yes they do.
Y/n: Yes I do.
Wanda: I’m going to take you out
Y/n: great, it’s a date!
Wanda: I meant that as a threat.
Y/n: See you at five!
Yelena: Y/n-
Y/n: sighs Kate used to call me Y/n...
Yelena: ...Because it's your fucking name.