Part of the journey is the end.

| Andrew/Andy | 23 | Trans | He/Him |

[transcendingawkwardness]

Wanda: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Y/n, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

[transcendingawkwardness]

Y/n: You love me right?

Wanda: Yes, of course.

Y/n: What if I did something bad? Like, really bad?

Wanda: What did you do?

Y/n: Are you sure you'd still love me?

Wanda: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

[transcendingawkwardness]

Natasha, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Y/n, pulling out an uno card: 4+

Yelena, throwing down a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Wanda, on the verge of tears: What the fuck are we playing?!

[transcendingawkwardness]

Wanda: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Y/n: Thank you

Wanda: I didn't say that was a good thing

Y/n: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[transcendingawkwardness]

Wanda: I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me?

Y/n: I'm the best thing that ever happened to you?

Wanda: Yes.

Y/n:

Y/n: Now I'm starting to feel sorry for you.

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Y/n: Kiss me.

Natasha: Sorry, Y/n, I'm not into that.

Clint, from the other room: Yes, you are.

Natasha: Shut up.

[maximovaromanova]

@transcendingawkwardness, do you know how cool this looks?

it's camouflaged??!!

[transcendingawkwardness]

hahahaha thank you!! that was the idea lol

[transcendingawkwardness]

Wanda: *crying silently*

Natasha: What happened to her?

Y/n: She stepped on a ladybug and now she's so heartbroken she's cradling it's dead body.

Y/n: I didn't have the heart to tell her it was a red m&m.

[transcendingawkwardness]

Y/n: If you all excuse me, I'm gonna be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Natasha: It's because Wanda said 'I love you' and you said 'thanks' isn't it?

Y/n:

Y/n: The reasons are personal.

[transcendingawkwardness]

Wanda: I'm a piece of garbage.

Y/n: As someone who cares deeply about the environment I'mm obligated to pick you up. Is 7pm okay?

Wanda, blushing fiercely:

[transcendingawkwardness]

Natasha, whispering to Y/n, who’s on the phone with Wanda: Ask her something!

Y/n: How are you feeling?

Wanda: Fine.

Natasha: Something personal!

Y/n: At what age did you first get your period?

Natasha:

Wanda:

[transcendingawkwardness]

Y/n: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Natasha: You know, I'm really not a jewelry person.

Y/n: You don't have to wear it-

Natasha: No, I'm gonna wear it forever back off.

[transcendingawkwardness]

Y/n: Change is inedible.

Wanda: Don't you mean inevitable?

Y/n, spitting out coins: No.

[transcendingawkwardness]

Wanda: The stars are so beautiful...

Y/n: They're just giant balls of gas.

Wanda: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Y/n: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Wanda: Oh...

[transcendingawkwardness]

Natasha: That's ridiculous, Y/n doesn't have a crush on me.

Yelena: Yes they do.

Wanda: Yes they do.

Y/n: Yes I do.

[transcendingawkwardness]

Wanda: I’m going to take you out

Y/n: great, it’s a date!

Wanda: I meant that as a threat.

Y/n: See you at five!

[transcendingawkwardness]

Yelena: Y/n-

Y/n: sighs Kate used to call me Y/n...

Yelena: ...Because it's your fucking name.