allen james packing a rod @transfaggot - Tumblr Blog

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

duchessvongooseberg

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rpfofficial

the powerful lifelong bonds that are maintained by gay sex that is not happening

#hannibal

kaylmao

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

undeadhousewife

eeby-deeby-dark-and-creepy

Ok now I’m curious… Which do you prefer:

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer the city

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer out of the city

Bald/vanilla extract/I reject dichotomies under all circumstances/I can’t read

Voting ended onJul 26

#I grew up in a big city and also a suburb & have lived my entire adult life in midsize and large cities #def prefer cities #I think midsize cities are ideal but unfortunately most midsize cities in the us have terrible public transit and I don’t want to buy a car #so large city it is for the next few years

tsarina-anadyomene

i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness

tsarina-anadyomene

not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy

#this is why we need more talented freaks and average looking people in film and tv

heavenslittlemachine-deactivate

Is This Ethical?: new survey shows millennials want rudolph the red nose reindeer to be renamed Klonopin the Crust Punk Horse

#world heritage post #fave

calllynx

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

unconventiononthelawofthesea

basically you should read Judith butler and probably also foucault before you start having any sex imo

lesbianshepard

the context is the final line Martial 5.34 if anyone’s wondering:

To you, father Fronto and mother Flacilla, this girl

I commend: she was my sweet and my delight.

Little Erotion must not be frightened by the dark shades

and the monstrous mouths of Tartarus’ hound.

She was due to complete the chills of a sixth midwinter, no more,

Had she not lived that many days too few.

Now let her frisk and play among old friends

Now let her chatter, and so lisp my name.

And let the soft turf cover her brittle bones:

Earth, lie lightly on her: she lay lightly on you.

#words

afloweroutofstone

ca314159bara

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit