jewish monk

luke 25 HeHim, butch bisexual gayboy part time prophet autistic performance artist legacy tumblr user In a perfect World, Men like me would not Exist. but This is not a Perfect world.

[potion--seller]

my potions are too strong for you, traveller

[potion--seller]

you can't handle my potions. they're too strong for you

[potion--seller]

my strongest potions will kill you traveller. you cannot handle my strongest potions. you'd better go to a seller that sells WEAKER POTIONS.

[grindrbooks]

[perfectanimal]

?

[txttletale]

that gum you like ... !

[trawl]

strong as fuck ice mummy monday and june first you know what that means

[trawl]

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge 

[beemovieerotica]

[iamoutofideas]

RAW MEAL

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[sacred-portal]

[birdmans]

[olqa]

A collection of pictures of Nathan Fielder sitting/standing alone while others around him having a really good time

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[lakevida]

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

[fraenum]

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

[lakevida]

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

[foreveriallyzombified]

hey wanna see something cool

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Yeah man let's see it

[foreveriallyzombified]

keemstar has the lowest rated feet on wikifeet

[1percentcharge]

Boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are (updated; 2023 edition)

1. Queens (needs no explanation)

2. Brooklyn (Brooke and Lynn are both women’s names. Passes the Bechdel test)

3. Staten Island (no man is an island)

4. The Bronx (has an x, gender neutral)

5. Manhattan (literally has man in the name)