Translating posts to turkish

I am not a nationalist

[kiirodora]

Queer hakları tanındıktan sonra YHT anonsu: "Değerli hanımefendiler, beyefendiler ve theyefendiler,"

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Tezatlık

[gowns]

I Can Eat Glass

I Can Eat Glass was a linguistic project documented on the early Web by then-Harvard student Ethan Mollick. The objective was to provide speakers with translations of the phrase "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me" from a wide variety of languages; the phrase was chosen because of its unorthodox nature. Mollick's original page disappeared in or about June 2004 [but there is an archived version of the website here].

As Mollick explained, visitors to a foreign country have "an irresistible urge" to say something in that language, and whatever they say (a cited example being along the lines of "Where is the bathroom?") usually marks them as tourists immediately. Saying "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me", however, ensures that the speaker "will be viewed as an insane native, and treated with dignity and respect".

[anacecherry]

TDK'den yeni haber: "Giriş, Gelişme, Sonuç"u "Giriş, Gelişme, Gonuç" olarak yeniden adlandırmaya karar verildi.

Türk Dil Kurumu'ndan (TDK) yapılan açıklamaya göre böyle kulağa daha iyi geliyor.

"Sonuç'un diğer ikisine uymaması hep sinirimi bozmuştu. Artık huzurlu olarak hayata devam edebilirim." - Türk Dil Kurumu Başkanı, Prof. Dr. Osman MERT

[anacecherry]

[autism69]

: <- a bite mark

[autism69]

easy website

[hiveswap]

me calming down my vampire horse named website

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Bunu çevirebileceğimi sanmıyorum özür dilerim

[recreationaldivorce]

"you'll pay for this" - me as a cashier

[alsotranslatingtolithuanian]

"tu už tai sumokėsi" aš, kasininkas

[untranslatingposts]

"you will pay for this" me, the cashier

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"bunun bedelini ödeyeceksin" kasiyerken ben

[commonzinnia]

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

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yaygınzinnia

sanırım iyileşiyorum! :) [başka bir olay olur]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

one direction was gonna eat that girl. they bought her for food

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estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

one direction o kızı yiyecekti. onu yemek diye aldılar

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There are a non zero amount of Turkish words that I say wrong with full awareness that I am saying them wrong.

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favorite word?

In turkish, Im currently really fond of the word "Cantık" except I say it as "Cantik" bc I misheard it the first time. Its really fun to say out loud.

In english, "Consequence" has always been my favorite.

[wordfather]

its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean

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kelimebaba

kanka sorun yok kötüye dönüşmüyorum muhaha. pardon yani haha. orda noldu bilmiyorum muhaha. pardon yani

[goldensunset]

my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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altıngünbatımı

yapmadığım şeyim öyle iyiki 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[fairycosmos]

life would be sooo good without my curse

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perievreni

Lanetim olmasa hayat çooook güzel olurdu

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why does like every language do things with their R sounds that nobody else understands

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bu-ne-kii

Niye her dil R sesleriyle başka kimsenin anlamadığı şeyler yapıyo

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Funniest slang word Turkish has imo is "patlamak"(blowing up) meaning "to fail". Its not only funny in retrospect but it also encapsulates the feeling really well. I messed up so bad I fucking exploded.

[givemearmstopraywith]

please will someone save me. haha im just kidding. please can i be saved

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banaduaetmekiçinkollarver

lütfen biri beni kurtarabilir mi. haha şaka yaptım. lütfen kurtarılabilir miyim