benis

what up its ya boy.... skinny benis

[cetitanhasmoved]

Employment office made me take this weiord test

[brucebocchi]

today the miami dolphins punter accidentally kicked a ball directly into his teammate’s ass

[orcboxer]

[histologically]

[foxglovedforest]

GANDALF BIG NATURALS?????

[cerastes]

TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry

[cerastes]

Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.

[the-sapphic-raven]

Were you stabbed by Brutus?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

🐸 boss-if-he-wasnt-horny Follow

i need that paperwork on my desk by tomorrow evening

[guidancerune]

🐸 boss follow

when i'm horny all i want to do is have sex 💯

🌫️ the-ghost-of-john-f-kennedy follow

my head hurets

[milfy-moved-deactivated20250902]

[lakevida]

wire mother...

[partypronoun]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD does NOT come out and NOBODY is singing. Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing NOTHING along with NO ONE. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and start beating each other up

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have a pic i’ve been meaning to post a while but you’re not gonna like it. i don’t even like it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[slaughterhousefive]

The caption was somehow more upsetting than the image

[transmascfrankiero]

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

[illusoryfem]

Hope everyone is jerking off 2day. Dont let Christ win ❤️

[9213829742038239-deactivated202]

if you had told me two months ago id be reblogging posts about destiel i wouldve killed you on the spot

[cuttingchai-deactivated20260528]

an accurate representation of my tumblr dashboard

[is-destiel-canon-yet]

Is Destiel Canon Yet ?

11/5/2020: Yes.

[myownworstenemyyy]

[hashtagloveloses]

the putin thing being fake is just….chefs kiss. nothing is more old school tumblr than people making superwholock memes about a major political event only to find out it was deliberate russian disinformation like that is OLD SCHOOL tumblr WOW we are FULL CIRCLE

[literaphobe]