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Cosmic Funnies
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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trying on a metaphor
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My "stay in bed all day" game too strong
I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.
I would die for Mr. Murderbritches
You will
He’ll do it personally
Feesh
theef
me: okay, before we go through with this, i just have one question. is the aversion to garlic like, a lactose intolerance thing where you can consume it but you’ll regret it later, or is it more of a severe, potentially lethal allergic reaction kinda sitch?
vampire: *pausing mid-bite* why… does it matter?
me: i’m just not sure if this immortality deal is really worth it if i can never eat garlic again
no but seriously. how much garlic does it take to actually repel a vampire? there are no specific measurements as far as i’m aware, which on the one hand suggests that it’s just any amount at all, but on the other hand it makes vampires look kind of weak and shitty if they can be successfully warded off by a speck of garlic powder in my blood
vampire: now, i know you’re new to this whole vampirism thing, but using that much garlic in your cooking surely can’t agree with you-
me: buddy, i was lactose intolerant before i turned. i’ve suffered worse for less.
angel: aren’t you supposed to be repelled by salt? that must be so painful
demon: i’m already damned to eternal torment in hell, do you really think i’m going to torture myself with bland, unseasoned food as well? no thank you *pops another salt and vinegar chip in their mouth and winces*
faerie: you are aware that iron dampens our magic, right?
other faerie: i will die before i stop eating chocolate and that is a threat
millennial supernatural entities are unstoppable
>be me
>about 13 years old
>basically naivete incarnate still
>just discovered the world of fanfiction.net
>have an account and a few stories posted so far
>currently working on a fanfic of Spirited Away
>get a comment one day
>commenter asks if I can put lemons in my story
>I think it’s an odd request but will do anything to please a fan
>write the next chapter acknowledging the lemon request and say that the chapter WILL CONTAIN LEMONS
>about halfway through the chapter I wrote a giant duck running past the protagonist with an armful of lemons
>duck says “MY lemons” then runs off
>feel pleased with myself at having granted my fan’s request
>years later I find out there’s another meaning for lemon in the fanfic world
>lemons are sex scenes
>my commenter was asking me to put a sex scene in my story
>at 13 years old I unintentionally trolled the shit out of some random person
>whoops
That is th most beautiful thing I have ever read
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
things to normalise
- gay parents - female masturbation - guys showing emotion - they/them pronouns
-periods -women in positions of power -gender neutrality -adoption
-breast feeding
-men supporting each other emotionally
-men being feminine
-women being masculine
-people wearing whatever they want regardless of gender
- women not wanting to have kids
- people not wanting to have sex and/or romantic relationships
- fat people being able to exist in public and get proper medical care
- no makeup or high heels required for employment
- people not knowing how to speak English
- the concept of people of colour in positions of power and high levels of education
- assault victims being believed and treated with compassion
- a liveable minimum wage
- wheelchair accesability
From @kyoumetan: “🐰🍒” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/2akGDAt ]
My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”
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i had to
Someone Imagines What Everything Would Look Like If It Had A Cat’s Face And The Result Is Funny Yet Disturbing
I love driving with my windows down but at what cost??
I’ll tell you whats the cost the other drivers around me can hear me go hard to natasha bedingfield’s iconic bop pocketful of sunshine while yelling at them for being morons who don’t know how to use a turn signal
I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.
