[robotkid]

[welcome-foolishmortals]

How I get ready in the morning

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[neenarchive]

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

[avioletmoonrise]

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

[ybz]

shinkokomiii on twitter: i hope you're happy in the end

[boobieteriat]

[enki2]

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[sailor-moon-rei]

by rikaco

art republished with artist’s permission

[sailor-moon-rei]

by Yolk

art republished with artist’s permission

[wheatskers]

My rose girl for Valentine's day

[negativepeanuthoarder]

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

[ilovemywife103947]

[pissgoon]

sorry i didn’t answer your message im consumed by a grief that never leaves me and everything feels pointless and agonizing, i have nothing funny or uplifting to say and have spent my days sitting in a dark room grappling with a deep seated emptiness i cannot explain or fill, i hope you’re doing well though talk soon

[dozydawn]

[juicydiaries]

rene caovilla heels at the 2024 victoria’s secret fashion show

[tesghosterone]

cheat codes to stop feeling shame

easy hacks for stop feeling shame

ashamedness full playthrough

ashamedness ending explained with tips

[mousegirlheart]

mutuals please do this to me