I'd Destroy Worlds for Dick Grayson

Bisexual, she/her, demiromantic/aromantic, Loves BatFamily with my whole heart, biggest sweet tooth ever. My new Motto is 'I'M A SEXY MOOSE' (don't ask)

[deficiencyincourtship-deactivat]

[void-flesh]

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

[wikdsushi-deactivated20201108]

Old Man Sass Battle.

[incelmamoruchiba]

these “boy positivity” posts are so gross. the world is boy positivity, sorry you came on tumblr and got your feelings hurt because some girl was venting because her male classmates spit in her hair

[tooiconic]

Oh fuck off. Men have a ton of pressure put onto them by society just like women do. They deserve positivity. They deserve love. Everyone feels down. Everyone gets insecure. EVERYONE deserves to have positivity given to them.

Hey, boys reading this, you’re perf. 👌

[incelmamoruchiba]

No they’re bad and I’m the op and this is my post so what I say goes so tough tomatoes

[tooiconic]

Wow, men are so amazing. I love them. 👌

[donutdog7-deactivated20200714]

Guys are just so nice??? All of them??? I love trans guys, I love cis guys, I love black guys, I love white guys, I love Asian guys, I love Latino guys, I love LGBT guys, I mentally like guys, I love physical ill, I love guys no matter what. They’re my friends and they make me happy. To all my dudes out there y'all rock

[arduousangel-deactivated2018061]

this is now a guy positivity post everyone say your favorite things about guys

I love their broad shoulders

[voncatensproch]

I love their hugs. They always feel so safe and secure.

[boreragnarok]

All boys are stupidly cute and amazing. I love them all!

[long-lost-opinions-deactivated2]

Skinny, fat, muscular arms? Don’t fret guys. They all nice

[autumnhobbit]

half-asleep guys with bedhead are the best

conscious guys who laugh at bad jokes are the best

guys are pure and great 🌺🌺🌺🌺

[brideshead]

guys with beautiful passions, whatever their gifts are, are great.

i love how excited and enthusiastic they get about something.

i love how concrete and down-to-earth guys are.

the shape of their collarbones and angular arms, like k i l l  m e

guys are beautiful gifts to the world, and they deserve respect

[genuinehyperbole-deactivated201]

when they squeeze you without realizing it while they’re sleeping (@rolkientolkien)  their one track minds and know a ton about their SubjectTM guys with freckles,crooked smiles, squishy bellies, nice abs, beards really tall guys, really short guys men who are ride or die for their wives/kids tough/gentle dichotomy baritones, deep voices

i love the men in my life <3 

[greater-than-the-sword]

guys with naturally long/dark eyelashes

[jayykesley]

When boys start talking about something they love and are really passionate about 💘

[thatgirlallthebandmemberswant]

Guys who lift you up in their arms when they hug you 12/10 boys are amazing

[definitely-not-a-wasp]

Guys who laugh at their own shitty puns (and they are shotty pins let me tell you). All y'all are amazing.

[i-flew-too-close]

Guys who are super cuddly but also respect when you just aren’t in the mood or just can’t deal with human contact rn 100/10

[trappedinthepalmofmyhand]

Literally every dude I know is great, 10 out of 10, great hugs and super smart, would recommend befriending.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the devil has a pitchfork and the grim reaper has a scythe, is agriculture a major industry in the underworld?

[simplywitchy]

Thanks to Persephone it is

[laquilasse]

*banging pots and pans together* WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS OOC IN DC THEY CHANGE THEIR CHARACTERS’ PERSONALITIES AND PASTS AND RELATIONSHIPS EVERY 5 SECONDS. LIKE DO THEY GET NEW WRITERS IN THE BOARD MEETING AND GO “uhhh ok important things to know: this one has a nice ass and does lots of cool flips and sweet tricks, this one died and shoots guns now and is angry always, this one likes coffee or something idk, and this one is an assassin baby. otherwise just like. go hogwild”

[laquilasse]

for real i don’t wanna see a single motherfucker tell another fan that their dc stuff is ooc until they go after the source

[trappedinthepalmofmyhand]

Dick: I only got five hours of sleep last night.

Jason: Ha, I only got three.

Tim: I didn't sleep at ALL.

Bruce: *stumbles into the kitchen, wearing a ripped pair of sweatpants*

Bruce: *pours coffee into the wrong end of the mug*

Bruce: what day is it

[gwinny5k]

The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you aren’t disruptive, you don’t want any kind of attention, you don’t express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself - this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc - and you start to believe it’s virtue. But you’re actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english* 

Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like “Whomsoever enters this room, they shall… well, this word is like… literally it means ‘unbecome,’ but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and—wait, when was this carved?  was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century.  This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?”

[kiddthemaniac]

“You guys, I’ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing’s written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I’ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here…I can’t even tell if it’s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase…whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.”

[roachpatrol]

‘this is written in ancient sumerian. it’s about… uh… well that word is… uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.’

[lizawithazed]

“okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means ‘horse’ - and the context is really not helping”

[seananmcguire]

“You know what?  This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let’s just leave.”

[andercas]

I feel like when you’re writing, organizing chapters and dialogue is easy

but jfc, the amount of time it takes to constantly keep people moving and make sure they’re in the right spaces and trying to come up with wording for it is always such a shock. 

Like, fuck, I made you pick up a coffee cup, you need to put it down at some point. also I can’t remember what I dressed you in, can you push up your sleeves? I don’t remember if you even have your shirt on.

and YOU. YOU OVER THERE, you got out of your chair earlier, but did you come back yet? Are you coming back? Where did you even go and why’d you get up? Fuck, I can’t make you sit down again already, you just stood up, go…over there. go get more coffee. Did you bring your mug with you? fine. bring the pot to the table and—wait, wasn’t the coffee pot already over here? shit, hold on, I need to go back and re-read and re-write

[julystorms]

this is the most relevant thing i have ever read.

[thlayli-rah]

I think one of the most wild things as a writer is the sensation that you’re not actually directing your characters– they’re sort of directing themselves, and you’re scrambling around attempting to copy down whatever it was that they just did, but they don’t wait for you to finish copying. They just keep walking and talking and moving around and existing of their own volition and at some point you look up and you’re like “WHOA OKAY EVERYBODY BACK THE FUCK UP WHERE ARE WE”

It’s kind of like trying to write sheet music for an orchestra while it’s playing

[kjsama]

#thatwritinglife

[lifeandlovesofemmalinethewriter]

@cats-galactic @kyleandthekids

[sassy-un-classy-blog]

It’s kind of like trying to write sheet music for an orchestra while it’s playing 

Oh my god its in words

[caffeinewitchcraft]

“Listen,” my main character says reasonably, “I’m not just gonna sit still while he goes on spouting that nonsense.”

I, the writer, frantically scribble down a rough map and route. “No, obvious now, but I still have to write the part where he yells–”

“I’M BEING IGNORED,” the antagonist yells and begins to flap his arms. “LOOK I AM ALSO DYNAMIC.”

“Whoa there,” the main character says mildly and begins to do squats. They pull out a weapon. “Take a look at this escalation!”

“No!” I cry, “he took your gun, like, five minutes ago–”

“Second gun,” the main character says and cocks it. Pauses. “Was I on a low squat or a high one just now?”

“HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN BLOWING RASPBERRIES?” the antagonist wants to know, still spinning.

“When did you start spinning?” I ask in despair.

There is no escape.

[harlivy]

💙💜💖Bisexual people are all these things and so much more💖💜💙

[turtlewithteeth]

@zairabelicia

[tillerboomin]

Damn

[alwaysbewoke]

i’ve seen this shit happen to my boys man. this is why i get so heated on this topic. we don’t address this shit at all and instead we normalize and glorify this shit.

LETTING WOMEN GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!

IGNORING TOXIC FEMALE BEHAVIOR!!! 

STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR WHY THIS IS OKAY!! IT IS NOT OKAY!!!

JUST STOP!!!!

[thetattedstoner]

Don’t put your hands on me!!

[lunapiaf-deactivated20201221]

Women that hit dudes are just as trash as dudes who hit women

[weirdmonsterling]

my body may be a temple but i am the god to whom it is devoted

do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar

[diviningtheway]

This is quite possibly the best way I’ve heard to say “I dress how I want, deal with it” There needs to be more things like this

[trappedinthepalmofmyhand]

[While visiting Harry in the hospital wing]

Hermione: This brings back memories. I love playing doctor as a child.

[Flashback to 8 year old Hermione with a stethoscope and a teddy bear]

Hermione: [to the bear] The cancer has spread. Get your house in order.

[did-you-know]

Scientists invented fabric that makes electricity from motion and sunlight. To create the fabric, researchers at Georgia Tech wove together solar cell fibers with materials that generate power from movement. It could be used in “tents, curtains, or wearable garments,” meaning we’d virtually never be without power. Source

[fridjitzu]

[scarletgoldenthorn]

Y'all are fucking idiots. Clean energy will NEVER be enough to replace the energy we have now. We’d have to tear down DOZENS of forests just to fit enough windmills and solar panels to get even a QUARTER (probably less, tbh) of the energy we can produce now.

[deniedmysign]

Yeah, sure, when they’ve already calculated that a few square miles of panels in the empty ass Arizona desert could power the whole nation. But ok, fracking and the diminishing petroleum supply is worlds better.

[inushiek]

Nevermind that windmills are often most efficient off the coast. There they take up no land, impact no trees, don’t pollute the water, and are conveniently located where winds are often strongest anyway.

And solar panels can literally be built into roofs of buildings and in empty areas like deserts. The sun strikes the Earth with the same amount of energy in an hour that our civilization uses in a year.

But yeah, it would be impossible for us to ever have enough energy from clean sources.

Durr hurr technology is bad and I would rather light shit on fire than have clean energy

[mllemusketeer]

I can also testify to the Arizona desert being empty ass. And the California desert. And the Nevada desert. 

[greaseonmymouth]

also…no forests were cleared to make space for Denmark’s windmills and yet they regularly produce so much power that it covers almost all of the country’s power needs. Oh, and then there’s the times when the windmills generate 140% of Denmark’s power needs. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jul/10/denmark-wind-windfarm-power-exceed-electricity-demand

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Friendly reminder that oil pipelines are a scam.

[blackwoolncrown]

The fact that anyone can believe a limited amount of dinosaur oil is more plentiful and efficient than moving air or fucking sunlight is proof that entire populations can be completely brainwashed.

[trappedinthepalmofmyhand]

Also, I'm like 80% sure that somewhere in Europe there are windmills that have solar panels BUILT INTO THEM, so that's seriously cool, and even though we ABSOLUTELY have the space to run our country off of clean energy, there ARE ways to minimize the space, if we needed to!

[vodkasam]

please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is an acephobia free zone <3

[hispreciouslittlestar-blog]

o'course :)

[airbenderedacted]

[swyrs-deactivated20210807]

yesterday i learned about a mythical creature called a squonk that lives in the hemlock forests of pennsylvania and is so ashamed of how it looks that it spends 80% of its time crying, only comes out at night, and if you corner it it will literally physically dissolve into a puddle of its own tears until you go away and if that’s not the most relatable thing i’ve ever heard idk what is

[gatmora]

great, people are talking about me now

[lenaluthorisgay]

kara no

[trappedinthepalmofmyhand]

Sex Education is Important

Because my mom literally just told me ‘sex leads to babies so don’t have sex’ my school didn’t cover it, that was it. Because of that, I didn’t realize until a month ago that it wasn’t normal to go for up to 2 years without having a period, and then have 3 in the same month. And I didn’t find out until the other day that it will be impossible for me to ever have children. Even if I never wanted kids, it’s a huge blow, and very difficult to digest. Sex Education is important because I was told I should have come in for this years ago, yet I didn’t realize anything was wrong until 1 month ago. I’ve had my period for 8 years. I thought it was normal until a month ago to have periods so irregular I could go for YEARS without having one then have one that lasted a month.