Local Paper Wasp Nests Near You

My name is Wasp. No relation to the insect | They/It | 278 years old | Writer/Artist/Student | Sideblogs: talonsaga-trash (Dedicated the Talon Saga by Julie Kagawa) and jkags-doodles (dedicated to Blood of Eden and Shadow of the Fox) | Buy me a Ko-Fi!

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[junpeijackflash]

“I bought the new overpriced bullshit so you don’t have to!” “I played the new $80 video game so you don’t have to!” “I watched all of the show written by a sack of shit so you don’t have to!” Hey what if we maybe didn’t.

[rowlfthedog]

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[notbecauseofvictories]

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

[bougiebutchbinch]

OOF.

Bolaire: ...Are we to trust Thjazi?

Thimble, laughing: I always have.

Bolaire: Very well then. I belong to you. I am your weapon. What would you have me do?

Thimble: ...Bolaire?

Bolaire: What did he used to say? Thimble, please tell it what to do next.

[bougiebutchbinch]

#it was making me CRAZY how no one was acknowledging how fucked up that was#at the table nobody agknowledged that except the NPC#And in fandom there's a ton of people calling him whiny and dramatic (or manipulative!) for it#But like#“this person used me manipulated me controlled me and referred to me as an object both to others and to my face”#is a perfectly valid reason to hate that person!#i think people were holding out for a reveal of some singular Grand Moment Of Cruelty that they could point to#and say “ah! See! Thjazi was evil actually!”#and who knows maybe there was some singular traumatic event#but even without it i think Bolaire is justified in his overall dislike#if i as a real human said “hey everybody this guy manipulated me to control me and referred to me as an object both to others and to my face#i would hope anyone who gave even the smallest shit about me to say “wow that sucks! it sucks that you were treated that way!”#“This changes how i see that guy; i didn't think he was the kind of person who would do that to someone”#and if they DIDN'T say that and in fact said “hey everyone else is having a shitty time right now too would you shut up about that”#it would change my opinion of THEM#Bolaire was absolutely justified in his crashout even without any further details of his interactions eith Thjazi#Also IIRC *Thimble didn't refute Bolaire about that dynamic* for the record#I'll have to rewatch that scene but i believe while she protested Bolaire's overall picture of Thjazi#she never said “hey that thing you just described never happened”

good goodamn tags @higglety

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: This is the first time I've seen the Yellow River's sediment discharge with my own eyes.

[jingyuanyuan]

There's a Chinese meme that the Yellow River doesn't need rituals to present sacrifices because if it's hungry it'll come onto the shore and eat the sacrifices itself.

[asmuchasidliketo]

#some netizens also say chinese people like unification because only a powerful unified dynasty can survive the yellow river and sometimes #also the chang jiang when they decide to flood and change directions and kill and displace millions #also only large dynasties have the resources to do hydroengineering to try and control the yellow river #yellow river be like: if you don't hydroengineer you die #but if you do you might also die heehee #“we call these our mother rivers not because they are gentle but because we are too scared” tags on above post

(source: Wikipedia)

[setnet]

@mikkeneko

[alterac]

what in the

oh my god??

[cryoverkiltmilk]

People talk about how the Great Lakes are deadly because they are uncaring, but the Yellow River is literally out to get everyone.

[brinconvenient]

The Great Lakes are uncaring, don't care whether you live or die, ambivalent, pay no attention to you.

The Yellow River cares. Deeply. About you, specifically. And your death. And being the cause of it. It notices you and your intentions. You've been warned. Exercise your hubris accordingly.

[staranon95]

Knives and Thorns | Critical Role | Campaign 4, Episode 6

"Why would you grab me so hard with your hand?"

"I'm a man! I'm a real life man!"

[notfantasydoge]

GUYS If my little headcanon is right and Julien is missing a hand and that’s why he always wears the gauntlet,,,,,,,, The Captain Hook/Peter Pan parallels just keep coming.

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[no-atheists-in-fckstles]

Thjazi's tragedy is that he felt he had to embody this larger-than-life persona with more intelligence (including emotional intelligence) than he actually possessed in order to get support in his efforts to realize a fairer world. Charisma and luck were crutches, and they eventually failed. He wasn't an amazing leader, but he projected one so that people would pick up their rocks and share in his hope.

Both fans and characters within the game assumed that Thjazi Houdini'd himself into Julien's shadow as part of a contingency plan. "That wily piece of shit." "Stupid, clever bitch." "You crazy fuck." But Julien was apparently right, based on the cooldown transcript: he's not that smart, not that good. Thjazi had the scar, he knew of the Drowned Men, he died on purpose...and he had no clue why he was stuck to Julien. He tried to kill Julien in the hope of freeing himself (I'm most offended on Aranessa's, Raimond's, Alogar's, and Thaisha's behalf for that particular move.) Succeeding would have sent Thjazi straight to Nullus for worse than nothing. When he realized Julien had saved him, he was shocked.

Thjazi Fang can't cook. All he knows is yahrgraz, rack up (criminal) charges, sacrilege, be straight for one (1) woman, leap of faith, and lie.

He was never a genius. He's fucking up even from beyond the grave, strategically and interpersonally. But like Vokjan, he was needed. Our heroes can't and shouldn't rely on him, but they needed him.

[seelieyoulater]

This government sucks so bad, I’m going to [remembers the Sundered Houses are trying to seize greater control and censor the people] put on the best play this world has ever seen

[undead-knick-knack]

She did not give a FUCK when that nail was burning Thjazi's sweet little hands 😂

[jadeiivy]

Something I’m super excited about for the next Seekers table is that Julien is geared up to be our next Occtis. Not in the, “your family killed you and now you have to grapple with your mortality or lack thereof” way but in the “I need people to actually interact with me as a person and not as an object of interest” way.

I think largely, no one has interacted with Julien in a meaningful way about how he feels about the Golden Orchard and his father dying. I think someone approaching him about that would do good. But more likely he’s going to have all eyes on him because of Thjazi. He’ll have attention but all of it is dedicated to something that he would really rather ignore.

I think Occtis was in a very similar position during the first arc. A lot of the questioning was towards him inherently being a Tachonis and undead when my boy really just needed a hug. But now he’s poised to have his person (Thimble) there with him. I think it’s a really interesting change of positions and I cannot wait until August.

Guys why isn’t it Thursday yet 😭

[tiraminksu]

we did all we could

[apolladay]

What category is your last name?

Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)

Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)

Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)

Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)

Hyphenated/multiple of the above

Other (describe in the tags!)

Unsure/results

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[definitely-not-a-wasp]

My [schemer’s table] told me [Panto Masks] keep eating his [asshole NPCs] so I asked how many [asshole NPCs] he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new [NPC] afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding [NPCs] to [Bolaire] and then [Hal] started crying.