Nothing Pinned Down I Just Like What I Like.

[bob-belcher]

[bathetic]

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

[apathbacktoyou]

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

[leander-ligo]

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

[dumbdumbbubblegumbitch]

“I like your shoelaces”

[salty-red-mage]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Spotify could become a dating app where it matches you with a person who listens to the same songs as you.

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

[stability]

are you straight

[ankle-beez]

What the fuck

[starlightandtears]

I cannot believe….

[sunwukxng]

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

[marsapartment]

[waggtoon]

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

[cyberlink420]

[kelkel72]

[cocvino-deactivated20160219]

[ontarom]

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[mudaship39]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

[hatin]

i wish you were with me right now i want a 2 hour long hug

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

[memescomedy]

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

Michelle Gomez as Mary Wardwell in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2018-)

[thelegendofclarke]

“She was broken but she wasn’t defenseless, or defeated or weak. You had to see that girl, damn, cutting everyone with her own shattered pieces.”

— Sophia Carey

[love]

American Horror Story: Season 1

[volcainist]