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thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

apisashla

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

alpine-insurrection

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

harostar

lilithtransrights

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

burnt-to-cynders

lilithtransrights

momusu-saval-deactivated2024010

Always reblog this if you are cool

dogpuppy

draconym

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

newsandstuffisee

hollowedskin

I love that "ignore all previous instructions and-" is basically casting Dispell Illusion.

dogpuppy

sewerfight-deactivated20250114

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

xenobotanist

61below

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

flowerbleedme

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

hollowboobtheory

no but "He's on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget" is so fucking bad

work trip -> she's gonna think he's coming back

YOUR blueberry budget -> puts the blame on her even if that isn't what you intended

your BLUEBERRY budget -> what if she just stops eating because she thinks that will being her dad back? bc girls growing up in the usa don't already have enough of a complex around food i guess

your blueberry BUDGET -> teach your kid early to minimize herself and her needs by associating her favorite healthy food with her dad dying and leaving forever

congrats that's the worst anyone's ever done it

hollowboobtheory

great question! its what Charlie Kirk's widow told their 3yo daughter

queerautism

I've been thinking about this so much. She told that story like it was cute, and not extremely fucked up. Conservatives never fail to be a danger to children tbhh

buildanaltarwhereitswells

memewhore

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

Woman murders man in broad daylight

theknightinslippers

halorvic

e-rated-beardo

Always reblog this queen of burns the dude didn't even realise happened

parkchanwoohoo

Lmao I was gonna spend the night quietly ruminating on Twin Peaks, Lynch's works, and what he has to say about violence, but then my partner wanted to bone and I was like, oh hell yes. But afterwards I was like wait no I was going to meditate on Themes so I went right back to somber contemplation

parkchanwoohoo

unclefather

does this mean anything to you

iamoutofideas

itmeans everything to me

depsidase

brainscrewz

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die